I went to the grocery store after work last night. As I was leaving I noticed something similar to a credit card on the ground. I picked it up and it happened to be a Pizza Hut gift card. I called the number and It still has $10.49 on it. I don't ever eat at Pizza Hut, so I haven't figured out what to do with it yet.

I also found a ladies drivers license walking out of the grocery store. I just took that inside and let the store take care of it.

my friend found a candy bar on the sidewalk once. she ate it.

50 dolla bill! 50 DOLLA BILL!

i found $40 once that was cool.

used condom...picked it up and ate it.

used needle...picked it up and ate it.

actually, i really have found both of those on the ground before...didn't actually pick them up and eat them.

I found someone's debit card still in the atm machine when I went to use it.
They were still within sight so I ran him down and gave it back instead of withdrawing all of his money.

I did the same thing, but I had to knock on the window of his car for him to notice me

That reminds me, on the way to school at a long light, I saw that the car in front of me had a set of keys in the lock for the trunk. I got out of the car and knocked on the passenger side window and scared the shit out of the girl driving. I told her she had some keys in the trunk.

I just realized that neither story involved something I found on the ground.

I went to a pizza hut in New Zealand...that was a mistake
never felt so gross

My brother found a bag of dorito's in a trash can, and ate them.

I found $100 sticking out of an ATM machine, and no one was in sight, so I brought inside and they said they'd be able to figure out who's it was somehow. That got me some karma points.

If it was a Sunday (when banks are closed) I would probably have kept it.

?!?!?!??!! I SURE HOPE YOU KEPT IT!

no thats him buying his new xbox 360

I love how only three people followed what the thread is about.

i followed! i followed!

we are on the saosin boards.

heartshaped gold necklace without the chain that said, "cool." on it.
the guiding piece to a ouijia board.
sleeping bags, with the owner nowhere in sight &looked like they hadn't been there in years.

i once found £50 in a cash machine. I then bought a skateboard with it that same day.

i found a birds egg once, but my friend dropped it.

oh yeh i've found baby pigeons before and i taught them how to fly.

A penny.

i found $20 walking out of the hotel when i went to NY

$40 at a baseball game.

A tennis ball.

pokemon card. ENERGY!!!

Was it a FIRE?

No, i think it was a water.

Today I found birthday cards on the ground still in the bag from the store. The cards were for Grandmother, so I put them in a snowbank.

Speaking of Grandmother, my Grandfather once found $100 in the middle of the street. Pretty sure he kept it. He's dead now.

i found a decent amount of money on the floor at work (40-80 bucks i think) and it turns out it was my boss's so she hooked me up with a free dinner later that night (i work at a japanese steakhouse).

i found a torn 5$ bill in a tangle of bushes
found 10$ bill on a rainy day while playing catch with my super kewl friend ray
20$ bill in a pile of leaves in a parking lot

It wasn't on the ground, but whatever.

This hot woman asked my brother, a friend and I to help her move a new refridgerator into her house. We said sure, assuming there would be money involved, or something. We're sitting on her truck waiting on her to come back outside. My brother opens up the tool box on the back and inside there is a really old 100 dollar bill. He snatches it. I'm glad we did because she only paid us three bucks each to help her. We split the benjamin of course.
Easy money.

i work at sams club so i find alot of dropped membership cards, i cshould keep them and sell them to illegal mexicans

do alot of illegal mexicans go to sams club?

i love how russ posted and now no one is going to respond to each others posts, only to the main topic.

He was just getting it back on topic. Way to suck his dick though.

aaron gives great head...

I found a skirt in my front yard once.

most i ever found was $10 in a sand box.

actually, i was simply pointing out how you guys are just his bitches.

wtf is wrong with you? these are making me fuckin laugh haha shit.

My bad

and you're the rebel, leading the revolution?

wouldnt be the first to try

i found a trashman hat in my front yard
it was quite bitchin, but then i lost it at a party because ppl were throwing candy at me in the dark because they needed/desperately craved my hott body's services to sex them up the crank side

no one cares

only those that havent seen my grand nipples of the carrotic nature