Someone YSI something pls

hahahaha. fantastic.

hit me up. didnt know anyone else was a fan.

ps

she just had a baby

pps

i requested to be her friend on myspace and i guess she didnt accept.

I know somebody else who doesn't accept friend requests!!!

fuck, i guess i'll YSI more porn

teenflood, exxxtremecanadianteen, or naughty america?

Hah, Bang Bros. Nonetheless, it says you need a password.

And Adam, Naughty America.

Bang Bus is hilarious.

american daydreams-karina kay
my sister's hot friend-brooke
my sister's hot friend-isabella soprano
and naughty office-eva angelina
are all going in one rar. won't be up til tonight because i have to work.

naughty america

doesnt work

Yeah, because we killed it

cuz you gotta get em while its hot.. their site security will notice a shit load of IPs on that account and shut the bitch down

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh

Best Thread Ever.

dude... shes a terrible dancer.

So is your mom.











OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

...

Biggest on the Internet and completely spyware free

* clicks on the shemales link *

I like how "old" and "fat" are located on the same button

Hahahaha yeah she didn't accept me either. Did you see who her baby's dad is? Dude shouldn't be pullin that.

someone get me a pass into burningangel.com without having to pay and I'll love you forever.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FUCK SOME MODELS!

Dean, shut up for a couple days.

I laughed

yet if anyone else besides russ, or a few others, would have said that...it would of not been funny at all

lol @ making me shut up for a few days.....

yes it does lol.

What?

http://www.myfreepaysite.com/

happy birthday

that site is beatsauce

Yeah fuck myfreepaysite.

Adam when were you gonna upload that stuff.

hahahaah oh how that site fits you.

what can I say...

haha

yo i second that. joanna angel is my myspace friend.

Then why don't you get her to let you in?

Because thats not how the supply and demand aspects of the economy work.

some of my friends are on burning angel...
yes I watch their movies too.

I'm a sleez what can I say

edit: real friends.

Hey nothing wrong with that. I've watched two of my friends sex tapes and have no regrets.

If being a sleez is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Get some stuff up soon guys, my limewires out

I spent 2 hours uploading a vid for you guys but then it said cannot connect to server. so sad.

porns turned into all amateur like.. i miss back when i was like 13 and like jenna was still goin at it and all the movie plots and shit and you had to sit and wait for the conversations to end to wack it haha. those were the days

Have you seen The Masseuse? That's drama for you. I hear its being made into a major motion picture.

it looks like the little kid in your picture just got a peter north-sized load right in the kisser

movie (the remake) sucked.
jenna's husband is just such a loser/bad actor, that trying to make a 'feature film-type porn' with him in it just didn't work. plus, their sex scenes were so fucking boring.

hahahhahahaha

thats my sister dood, not cool.

you should all check out Pirates. it's a takeoff of pirates of the caribbean, with devon and jesse jane...and teagen presly. very high class, high budget.

i saw that today on a limewire search. is it all lesbian?

hey bro was that you that had the teagen pressley stuff.. hook a nigga up limewire blows for her. i cant find any of her none naughty america shit.




and has anyone noticed how downhill Dani Woodward has gotten.. i remember when i first seen her on naughty americas bookwormbitches and she was thin and so fine.. now it seems shes gained quite a bit of weight and i dont like one bit of it.

nah. here's a review:

Forget the lube...pass the popcorn, because Digital Playground’s Pirates is a rip-roaring adventure that would almost make one forget they were watching an adult production if it were not for the 10 sex scenes that punctuate the action. Directed by Joone, the impressive line-up of female talent is accentuated by a strong male cast and some nifty special effects that make Pirates one of the most visually satisfying adult features ever.

The story begins out on the high seas, where newlyweds Isabella (Carmen Luvana) and Manuel (Kris Slater) are celebrating their honeymoon by consummating their marriage. After their romantic coupling, their ship is attacked by the infamous pirate Victor Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn) who is after Manuel for reasons that we will find out later in the movie. He kidnaps the groom and throws Isabella overboard.

Not far away, Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) is sailing his own vessel with the assistance of his first mate, Jules (Jesse Jane). To his shipmates, Reynolds seems to be a brave and courageous captain, but behind closed doors he relates his fears and concerns to Jules. They agree that the only way for him to become the captain he wants to be is to hunt down pirates – but Reynolds is uncertain how and where to begin. Fortune falls upon the captain when they find Isabella floating in the water nearby, rescue her and bring her aboard. She relates the kidnapping of Manuel to the crew, and Reynolds makes the decision that he will help Isabella and hunt down Stagnetti.

The search for Stagnetti leads Reynolds to an island, where Stagnetti and his own first mate, Serena (Janine), search for an Incan priest who can help them unravel the secret that Manuel is holding. As it turns out, Manuel’s body serves as a map to an ancient scepter – the possessor of which will have absolute power.

While Reynolds and his crew are searching for Stagnetti on the island, he gets sidetracked and seduced by a couple of prostitutes (Devon and Teagan Presley); while Jules meets up with a former lover (Steven St. Croix); and Isabella gets kidnapped and forced to perform with another women (Jenaveve Jolie) in front of a group of scruffy...and horny...pirates.

By the time Stagnetti gets the information that he has been looking for...which includes him killing a priest...Serena is starting to have second thoughts about serving under him, and winds up in a confessional talking to Jules, whom she believes is another priest. Later, Reynolds and Jules find themselves captured and tied up by Jules’ lover (who feels jilted) and the only way to escape is if Reynolds agrees to make love to one of the town prostitutes (Austyn Moore) who has had her eye on him since his ship came into port.

Then it’s back out to see for both crews as they race toward the island where the scepter is located. On the journey, Isabella relates to Jules how much she enjoyed having sex with another woman, which leads to a very hot coupling between Carmen and Jesse Jane that gets my vote for the hottest sex scene in Pirates. Both women are very aggressive with each other, and fans of Jesse should enjoy watching as Carmen fingers both of Jesse’s holes during the action.

The climax of the film has our heroes and villains in a showdown that takes place in an ancient temple. The cool thing about this scene is that virtually all of the surroundings are computer generated, but the results look more or less realistic in the film. There’s some fun stuff here as Reynolds and his team are forced to fight off a group of CGI-rendered skeletons, and then it’s back out to the sea for a final battle between the ships captained by Reynolds and Stagnetti.

In addition to the coupling between Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana, Pirates includes a number of noteworthy sexual encounters. There’s an early scene between Jesse and Scott Nails that ends with one of the best facials in the movie, as Scott unloads a healthy amount of goo down onto her face. Jesse’s also has a nice coupling with Steven St. Croix at the mid-point of the movie, and a really hot movie-ending girl/girl scene with Janine that includes Jesse getting a pair of lit candles inserted into her pussy and ass.

Carmen also sees a good deal of action in the film, having two scenes with Kris Slater (one at the beginning and one at the end of the movie), plus two lesbian scenes – the first with Jenaveve Jolie and the other with Jesse. As already mentioned, the pairing with Jesse ranks as the best scene in the movie, but the one with Jenaveve is pretty hot too – as Carmen first rejects her advances, then gives into her lesbian lust.

Evan’s best scene is his threesome with Devon and Teagan, although Devon is the only one to actually be penetrated by Evan during the action – although both girls suck on Evan’s cock. The three-way ends with him jerking his load onto both of the girls’ faces. Evan’s other scene in the movie is with blonde-haired Austyn Moore, whom he makes out with while the room is on fire around him. This scene also ends with a nice facial.

The other sex scene in Pirates is between Janine and Tommy Gunn, which is fun because Janine is the aggressor, even though it’s Tommy who is playing the meaner character between the two. This scene begins with some oral from Tommy on Janine, and continues with cowgirl and doggy penetration, ending with a facial cumshot.

The coolest extra in this 3-disc set is the HD-DVD disc, in which both the movie and the Behind The Scenes featurette can be played in high-definition on your computer. Disc Two in the set features a standard version (although still anamorphic) of the Behind The Scenes (20 mintues), plus a bloopers reel (6 ½ minutes), a 50-picture Photo Gallery, a look at the special effects (2 mintues), the trailer for Pirates (2 minutes), an audition video for some of the non-sex roles (3 ½ minutes), bios for the female cast members, and a nice selection of trailers (for both Digital Playground and Adam & Eve releases). There’s also a short movie that was shot during the filming of Island Fever 3 featuring Evan Stone that was apparently the inspiration for Pirates.

The main disc features the movie in 16x9 anamorphic widescreen, with the option of listening to the film in either 5.1 or 2.0 Dolby. Also included is a feature-length commentary track with director Joone and stars Jesse Jane, Janine, Carmen Luvana and Tommy Gunn.

Pirates is one of those rare adult releases that actually lives up to the hype. It shows how good an adult release can be with a little time, patience and investment. So set your sails for adventure and get ready for a swashbuckling good time with one of the best adult features ever!

holy shit.

ps
i agree with the above statement about dani woodward.