How big is your penis?



...right now.

Non-existant.

Best thread ever.

Thomas take notes.

this is bullshit, where's the 16+?

i wonder how many people will actually tell the truth

I did. 1-2.


Surely not in your pants.

None of them.

And to Adept: ZING!

I'm gonna be honest on two counts here.

First off, I'm packin about 5 and 1/2 right now.

And also, I'm laughing hard as hell right now.

Average joe over here.

Fuck! I can't head from Sammy now.

Because you're a mexican, right?

Average sizes 15 and over according to race.

Race

Size
Black 6.89" (175 mm)
Asian 5.33" (135 mm)
Caucasian 6.22" (158 mm)
Hispanic 6.15" (156 mm)
Native American 5.66" (144 mm)

Sorry guys...

7 inches.


Or hell, I'll just stick with my firm statement of "Non-existant".

Anyone ever see that episode of "Just Shoot Me" where Finch thought that he had an average sized weiner because all the pornos he watched the dudes were about as big as him (he was huge apparently)? idunno this thread made me think of that for some reason. I told the truth

i took notes alright, but the girls are left out...



nah, not gonna do it...

Finch is dumb for thinking that porn stars are average.

Still, David Spade is awesome.

Awaiting the "how wide is your vagina?" thread. Or the "what kind of nipples do you have?" thread.

I have normal sized nipples.

Normal sized penis.

Normal height.

I'm boring.

whoever does this one better have good variety in choices.

You are just full of ideas, aren't you?

MORE THREADS BY YOU PLZTHXX

I'm above average by like half an inch!

Anyone on here have or know someone who has a chode (wider than it is long)?

Me. It looks like a pink hockey puck.

Oh stop it.

Compared to the black man you are nublets

My friend has a 8-9 inch dick and in middle school he used to show the girls under the desk.

seriously though, who said 8-15? haha

When I was in grade 8, there was a black guy at my school (a rarity in these parts) and he was obviously huge, so he would show anybody who would look at every possible opportunity. Which was everybody all the time.

I'm two inches, from the ground. I know I know, you've never heard that one before.

Bill Cosby.

"Check out that puddin' stick."

yea my friend Willy (haha) was huuuuuge and would show people all the time. If you were sleeping in class he would slap his dick on your face.

hahahah

Yeah some black kid in one of my classes went behind the teacher when she was bending down and he pulled down his sweat pants and out flopped this monster.

Enough with the penis talk, c'mon.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

you're in the wrong thread buddy!

good point

I've seen it! (The episode, not his weiner.)

Here’s a man that starts off his flow with the j-e-double-l and o. He’s a man happily married to Clair Huxtable. But this song ain’t about the cosby show, nor is it about jello. it's about the one thing i like more, that's using the backdoor.

lets hear it for the "how smelly is your pootang thread"

if by dick you meant pimp cane, then yes

if by dick you meant penis, then nope

this board is horrible.
you realize this, right?

i would say we arent horrible, just bored

edit: wait, are we voting for erection size or flaccid? I did my softee.

Go stare at your fingernails, nancy boy.

dinosauric.

since when do guys count their softee?
come on...

I'm 5 1/2.
But hey, I'm 14 and white. So heyo.

but at least you have that sweet moustache going for you!


mine's a little over seven, but it damn well should be or it would look pathetic as fuck since im so goddamn tall.

There should be a "nub" option for the less fortunate like myself.

Dan Dissonance packs a monster, but his chick thinks its small, it's hilarious.

I believe a one inch dick is nub-esque enough.

haha.. 3-4in

well my penis is small.

that's hilarious and soso strange.

this topic is just plain funny. continue.