Full Version: What do your orgasms feel like
Im just curious cause im a creep haha no not really but i felt like posting this anyway
ahh.
this is an oxymoron, but:
the biggest adrenaline rush and the most therapeutic relaxation
the biggest adrenaline rush and the most therapeutic relaxation
mine are more like ohh not ahh
I'm a virgin, and i don't let people touch me.
It's all about sanitation.
It's all about sanitation.
QUOTE(sao x kt @ Nov 19 2006, 01:01 AM) [snapback]457438[/snapback]
I'm a virgin, and i don't let people touch me.
It's all about sanitation.
Use gloves... gloves are sanatary... i think..
Im a virgin, but its okay to masturbate haha
this is so lame
i'm a blowjob loving virgin.
hm. no.
i'm a blowjob loving virgin.
hahaha, blooj.
QUOTE(namernj @ Nov 19 2006, 12:03 AM) [snapback]457443[/snapback]
i'm a blowjob loving virgin.
hahaha, blooj.
QUOTE(namernj @ Nov 19 2006, 01:03 AM) [snapback]457443[/snapback]
i'm a blowjob loving virgin.
i give myself blowjobs...
ew...
Scarey Movie 2?
no... My friend really can do it and his girlfriend took a pic of it and showed everone when they broke up... it was pretty nasty...
Well this isn't weird.
haha sick.
Someone might as well get violently raped, thats how creepy this thread is
we should start a tread titled how to get violently raped, and see who are all the creeps on the board
I'm not surprised that Kev is a virgin. Get used to it, buddy.
i'm a virgin
thread turned into a "who is a virgin" thread really fast
I lost my virginity the same night I saw Saosin live. Good night.
Lost my virginity over two years ago and haven't had sex since that year. I turn 17 on tuesday. ha!
But my orgasm is you know...good, the way its meant to feel.
But my orgasm is you know...good, the way its meant to feel.
@ thread
QUOTE(Kid. @ Nov 19 2006, 02:00 AM) [snapback]457485[/snapback]
I'm not surprised that Kev is a virgin. Get used to it, buddy.
that was cruel...
oh well i do always have my right hand...
EVERYTIME I ORGASM, I SHOOT PAINFUL LAZERS OUT OF MY CROTCH AND KILL ANYONE IN MY PATH.
IN B4 THREAD GETS CLOSED LOLZ
IN B4 THREAD GETS CLOSED LOLZ
QUOTE(thestageisonfire @ Nov 19 2006, 10:14 AM) [snapback]457622[/snapback]
EVERYTIME I ORGASM, I SHOOT PAINFUL LAZERS OUT OF MY CROTCH AND KILL ANYONE IN MY PATH.
IN B4 THREAD GETS CLOSED LOLZ
ROFFLE MY WAFFLE.
L4WLZRSK8Z
LOLZ DO U GUYZ GET THAT F33L1NG 2?!1
Well personaly my lasers don't kill anyone but they do cause sharp pains. I guess I'm just not good enough to kill bitches yet... :-(
It comes in handy when you need to kill a hooker to get your money back.
It's like...BOOM POW SURPRISE!
Got mah moneyz.
It's like...BOOM POW SURPRISE!
Got mah moneyz.
i dont know but sometimes i wake up and feel all weird and then the next day ill have a big blotchy stiffness in my panties
QUOTE(thestageisonfire @ Nov 19 2006, 10:41 AM) [snapback]457646[/snapback]
It comes in handy when you need to kill a hooker to get your money back.
It's like...BOOM POW SURPRISE!
Got mah moneyz.
Ahahahahaha!
this topic is so weird.
Agreed.
Then again, it's not like I could contribute to this topic anyway because I'm a virgin.
Then again, it's not like I could contribute to this topic anyway because I'm a virgin.
realized
^ wrong thread? haha
sticky.
QUOTE(Fueled By Stacy @ Nov 19 2006, 05:40 PM) [snapback]457824[/snapback]
^ wrong thread? haha
Haha, that totally threw me off.
It feels..good.
Mine are like eating peanut butter toast on a Saturday morning.
like a really good sneeze..
...FOR YOUR PENIS.
Sneezing releases one 1/8th of an orgasm.
Sneeze 8 times in a row and there you go.
And then you'd release 1 1/8th of 8 orgasms......good work.
DAMN!
You're right.
I guess that makes me an idiot.
EDIT: Wait, doesn't 1/8 added together 8 times produce 1?
You're right.
I guess that makes me an idiot.
EDIT: Wait, doesn't 1/8 added together 8 times produce 1?
...you lose.
What?
QUOTE(sylviamagnifico @ Nov 19 2006, 12:43 PM) [snapback]457674[/snapback]
Agreed.
Then again, it's not like I could contribute to this topic anyway because I'm a virgin.
same
QUOTE(sylviamagnifico @ Nov 19 2006, 10:34 PM) [snapback]457981[/snapback]
DAMN!
You're right.
I guess that makes me an idiot.
EDIT: Wait, doesn't 1/8 added together 8 times produce 1?
I'm pretty sure, you're right.
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