Basically, this is a thread about horribly awkward moments you must suffer through, or ingenious/lame methods to avoiding said awkward moments.

sitting quietly in class and the kid next to you makes a huge fart.

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One time a few years ago me and my friend decided to three way this girl that i'm friends with(we were drunk). Well eventually I decided I was done talking to her so I said I'd call her back. A while into it I said something to my friend like ya one day shes going to ask for me to suck on her tities, I then proceeded to imitate her voice and said "suck on my tities". All of a sudden I here her still on the line going what did you say? Not to mention this is a good 15-20 minutes after I thought she was gone. Talking about awkward the next day seeing her. haha

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Edit: just in general

On friday I ate breakfast with my roommate and these two completely awkward kids on my floor. too bad no matter how much I explain the situation, you will not understand the level of awkwardness and how incredibly high it was.

i can beat that: being the kid who farts in the dead quiet class.

Happened to me twice this week.

Anytime theres an akward silence before I should kiss a chick, I cant help but make a joke because thats what I do in all awkward silences.

A year ago or so, it was raining and I was standing with a girl. And I made a comment about how pretty she looked in the rain. She said "aw chris!" and decided to close her eyes and get ready for a kiss, and I followed it up with "too bad your so ugly in nice weather."

There was another situation recently. Basically the same scenario minus the rain. A girl was telling me about her new makeup, and I said how beautiful it looked. Once the silence set in, I followed it up with "yeh man, you looked like a dude before."

I gotta fix this, cuz other than this inconvenience I consider myself pretty suave.

i've had too many awkward moments to count, but if i tried explaining them, they wouldn't make sense. a lot of them were "had to be there moments".

Well, my current girlfriend and ex-girlfriend are starting to be really good friends.

It just feels weird when she tells me "she's going to hang out with sarah".

Shittier situation... Ex girlfriend PRETENDS to be friends with Would-Be girlfriend so that said girl wont date you in an attempt to not ruin the friendship that doesn't exist.

Not horribly awkward, but possibly the most frustrating situation i've ever been involved in.

that fucking sucks. Yeah im really hoping i didnt like lie about anything or something and ex will bring it up and i will have told my current girlfriend differently. Theres nothing big i really lied about, just being a liar is never really a good thing.

and goddammit can someone tell me how to turn the fucking quick search off? Everytime I try to type an apostrophe Firefox pulls up Quick Search.

oooh yeh thats a potentially shitty situation.

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being in an elevator with a hooker when you are 13.
the moments after hooking up with someone who you shouldn't have hooked up with.

I was playing Resident Evil 4 at my cousin's house when one of her ugly guy friends knocks on the door. She opens it and he's holding out flowers for her, just as a "little something." She remarks "Why would you bring flowers? It's not like we're in love or anything." He stares at her, she stares back, and there's this twenty second long awkward silence as realization dawns on both of them. I chose this moment to get bored with the game and shoot Ashley in the face, causing a high pitched death-scream to echo in the room, thus amplifying the awkwardness of the entire situation.

My friend was at a bowling alley. And he saw a hooker grab an old guys nuts.

He hasn't been bowling since.

shit son....thats annoying. kick her in the teeth.



I liked the ending.




HA HA HA HA HA

best one so far. lol

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like jour face.

Making pregnant jokes last night, then realizing that this hot chick in the room already has a baby and has been death-staring at you forever.

my mom once asked a fat woman how many months she had, when the fat woman said she wasn't pregnant, instead of apologizing and making the situation awkward, my mom just went "well lose some weight! if people are mistaking you for a pregnant woman, then you're obviously too fat."

i'm that kid that always accidentally makes fun of people/says something that could be construed as offensive while they are in earshot.

example 1: there's an asian guy who works at the dining hall. we were eating and i say something about the "chinese guy" (they always have him making the chinese food, i guess that's where i got the idea he is chinese) and sarah (who lived in china for like 8 years goes "he's not chinese" and i say "sorry, the ASIAN guy" and she shhes me because there is an asian sitting at the next table over

example 2: i'm hanging out with dustin at the abr show, and we're making fun of this band too pure to die. and i say something like "yeah and then he's like 'LET'S DECIMATE THIS PLACE!' and instead of a big breakdown its like a powerchord riff" right as they come walking out the back door to pack up.

Calling your gf's brother Andrew for a week then remembering its Marco.

How do you fuck that up?! They're not even similar!

i was playing halo online at my friends house, and his mom came downstairs yelling at him, cuz he ate all the food and she had no money supposedly. the kid in the game starts mocking her going give me my dildo, and she walks back downstairs as were cracking up, and shes like thats funny to you guys? the kid in the game still mocking her goes, o the economy is so bad, what am i to do, and she is freaking out going i hate this stupid game,(kid still mocking her) what if these guys live in the area, and are potential dates! idk you had to be there cuz i died laughing but she was freaking out.

Wow, that's more awkward than having sex with a rhinoceros who doesn't love you anymore.

are you kidding me? ahahahahahha

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i think that j was intentional

correct.

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a sense of humor.

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awkward dead turtle?

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Ashley is from Cincy.




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I had my arms down at my side last night and at the same time my friend, standing on the right side of me, tried to lean around me to talk to the person to my left. At that moment, I decided to fold my arms, thus squeezing one of her boobs.

bad thing about that is when they think you did it on purpose and get all weirded out.

yeah. I dont think she did, but it was definitely awkward.

My drunk friend wanted to drive home, however one of my other buddys girlfriend had his keys and definately wasn't just handing them over.

She had them clutched in her hands near her stomach....well my drunk friend leaned in to grab them from her really quick and grabbed her box instead, and she shrieked really loud. Her boyfriend just came out the door when it happened.

awkkkward.

That's not an awkward situation so much as a "RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE" type of deal.

By the way, that's an awesome avatar. What is it?

It could have been a run for your life deal, but just because of who was involved made it weird.

My avatar is a Gnome, and if by awesome you mean nerdy...then yes, I agree.

ah the accidental boob/ass grab. another classic.

having to carpool in the backseat next to a gay couple. i mean, i'm not homophobic at all, but DEAR LORD. there were like...flecks of saliva hitting my cheek.

my roommate was gone all weekend partying at uconn. i heard her get home while i was in the shower, so i get out and go to her room to say hi to her when i get out. i knock on the door, heard some muffed voices, open the door... and meet both her grandma and aunt while still wrapped in a towel. i was so embarrassed.

eh that's not embarassing.

it was for me because i'd never meet two old ladies half naked.