I couldn't imagine the Mars Volta on salvia. I just remembered my only post in the 'poetry' thread is the 'poem' I wrote about my first salvia experience.

Found it!:

Ravenously stirred, flying high above the world like a carefree bird. But, the care is cemented, forever, like a shrine to hate and chivalry that never fades, never grays. The rust was a different matter, it manifested itself as a extreme physical euphoria, a shower of visions, and trains of thought unable to be caught, not even with God's hands.. Somewhere along the line, a host of feudal knights appeared. Unable to accept their autodafe with honor, I chose to stumble along like a blundering drunkard from old English novel written at the turn of the century. Everything seemed so crisp and fluid, yet, I felt as though a parallel province of jagged dreams choked my delta waves even as I was fully concious. This mysterious green lady would.. stop. Everything would.

I used to be so awesome

so I was introduced to schlit's yesterday. "Schlit-faced" is such a baller term.

yeah but every time you post we have to see you 2 times, so really, you'd only have to post 5 times for us to get sick of you.

You so bad, James!

i do my best.

Yeh but I've gone this long without an avater or sig.
I figured I might as well makeup for lost time.
Ill change it, soon enough.

Hydrocodone is such a wonderful feeling.

Except the itch. And I'm out of Benadryl

Hahahaha, hell yeah.

my mom's getting a medical carddd. yay

Attn: Dudes who are drinking herbal teas and such.

I smoked some legal marajuana subsitute today. I noticed that the active ingredients include alot of stuff your guys are talking about, such as the Kratom and Kava Kava, or whatever.

It was quite good. I haven't smoked in a month and I got quite stoned.

I was always told all legal budds were bullshit, but if your interested let me know because these were very nice.

Dropping acid on friday.

Man I was at a party earlier and 1 toilet ran a train on 15 dudes. I left before litteraly people started eating toilet paper

my friends and i are investing some money in salvia. we're going to buy in bulk offline, that way when it goes illegal in florida (within the next month or so?) we can flip it for some cash monaaaaayy

How much X are you getting?

fuck that, buy the leaves and sell them for 1.5-2 times what you bought them for...tell the fuckers they can make their own extract if they want it

this is business, schroedes.

Haha I know that business. I have an ounce of leaves and I crush them and sell it to dumb kids. Eventually they are gunna realize that salvia extract is supposed to do more than just make you dizzy.

kratom = low dose opiates (vicodin)
kava = booze without the sloppyness

ive tried vaping both, but to no real avail. the kava is a fine powder and gets caught in the vap, and the kratom really didnt do anything. what else is in the buds?

also, i just got my order of 28g of thai and super indo kratom, mark, so ill let you know how i do on those.
heres the way that's worked best for me with the low grade kratom i got at iamshaman. i actually got a good result last night for the first time:

put about 7-8g in a cup, and pour some 80 proof vodka in (enough to over saturate the kratom) and then put a little water in. microwave for 10 seconds, or however enough is needed to not make it start boiling over. the kratom should have absorbed a good amount of fluid, so add some more alcohol and water and nuke it for another10-15 seconds. strain, and if you want, repeat the process with the same kratom. when you have the alcohol/water/kratom mixture to where you want it, add some more water so you have 1/3-1/2 a cup, and drink.
the vodka should suck out all the alkaloids much better than boiling it in water. im excited to try it with the thai/super indo.

This sounds like info Martha Stewart learned about while making ponchos in the Pen.

Kava is bad for you

hahaha

kava pills are bad for you, not raw kava used to make homemade drinks. i made sure i looked that shit up.

I drink beers.

pissin the night awaaayyy

I'm callin bullshit Steve

what you want to do is get this beer substitute/powder online, i know this wicked site for it.
then you just homebrew it - you have to stir it upside down & backwards twelve times, microwave the powder in a clear plastic bowl, and then add 1L of water, one teaspoon of horse semen, and 2 pints of virgin blood.

it's honestly the best drunk you'll ever get, as long as you do it right. and anyone can drink it!! legalllllllll

is that a chumbawumba reference I just read?

haha yes, nobody had posted in a while and steve said he drank beer

i was gonna post "he drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a lager drink" but i couldnt remember the rest of that shitty verse. Keep in mind that song came out when i was in 4th or 5th grade

The rest of that cd is really fuckin' weird, if I remember correctly.

this was golden, horse semen and virgin blood, very nice.

Can I just say that 8-date is the stupidest rule in kings ever?

Can I just say that what the fuck does 8-date mean?

oh, it's not worth the argument.

this is what we do in the summer time

hang out with A girl? The table is badass, though...sweet ass paint job

there were other babes, and it was during the day time. not really a party, just a good time.

So, who here has a problem sleeping sober? I know there's at least a few.

if i don't smoke, i most likely won't fall asleep before midnight

Smoked a woobanger last night. I feel like absolute shit today.

Yeah, my conservation of weed is basically foiled by my inability to sleep sober.

i get aggravated when im out of weed and i have to go to sleep without smoking.

i sleep like a baby after 4 or 5 beers, but i'd rather toss & turn for 3 hours than be that guy that has to drink to pass out.

I have horrible add so racing thoughts keep me awake till quite late if I don't smoke.

I'll think about something random, and the tail end of that thought leads to something else, so on and so fourth, till its 4 in the morning and I'm thinking about ham sandwiches or some shit.

I've been having trouble since I stopped smoking (I have a blood test this week) but I find if I stay really active during the day (less sitting at the computer) its easier to get to sleep.

WHAT!!?!? NO WAY!

Well, if you think about it, someone could logically assume it's the other way around. Being active gets your energy running and endorphins pumping, so you might be too hyped to go to bed, while being sedentary all day might make it easier to ease into sleep by nighttime.

Next week is my prom weekend at a beachhouse so hopefully I'll be able to gauge how much alcohol it takes me to pretty much go into coma. I'm thinking, probably not that much.

i'm pretty good with sleeping, not so much with eating.

trade?

you can live for longer without food than you can without sleep so...no thanks

oh, your one of them thinking folk.

edit: okay i won't say it

It just eats at you, doesn't it James? Just bites away at you're soul, huh?