theyre fucking stupid if they turn in a dealer, thats gonna put a price on their forehead. Why dont they tell the dudes parents or something, because I can assure you both the user and the friend will be in deep shit as soon as they report to the NARCs.

His parents know, they just don't do anything. He spent a couple of weeks in a mental hospital last year and it didn't do anything for him. His dad smokes with him all the time and used to do all kinds of drugs so he doesn't do anything. But the kid that wants to turn him in now lives in Virginia, and we're all in NH, so he's not really worried about getting his forehead prices.

Physically acid is less harmful than taking ibuprofen.

It only has damaging effects if your too weak minded to handle the trip.

immediate edit: That sounded arrogant. When I say weak minded, I don't mean stupid or stubborn. Some states of emotion and mindsets are fragile, I.E., if you have a guilty conscience about something, or if your going through some type of depression, acid can be extremely detrimental to your mental health.

I don't like hanging around anyone whose doin drugs, booze only for me

Since when isn't alcohol a drug.

Also, I've taken 5grams of mushrooms at the single most depressed state of mind I have ever been at. It worked out VERY well. Seriously.

i've started to enjoy beer. especially UFO raspberrys.

You'd dig Abita Purple Haze then - it's a fine "high-point" raspberry wheat beer.

hobgoblin is my drank

4 sailor jerry's +20oz coke in a 1:1 in an hour=one hell of a time

and dude. fuck all the drug shit. i've known guys who get into that acid shit and fuck themselves up...dayum

and dude. fuck all the booze shit. i've known guys who get into that alcohol shit and fuck themselves up...dayum

and dude, fuck all that vagina shit. ive known guys who got into that pussy shit and never fuck asses up...again.

hahah touche. damn 9 o clock class btw...

8 shots of Jack Daniels, 4 shots of Captain Morgan, and and 4 beers.

I have the biggest bags under my eyes right now.

welp, this sums up my night:

sammy: u have no iddA HWERE I AM.
sammy: like no ifra
matthew quinn: ??? Ifra!
sammy: i know i am's at noe]
sammy: ut wheren are my oonctats

Next weekend is A Night of Purple Rain party and it's gonna be gay and awesome.


"good morning ladies and gentlemen, boys and motherfuckin' girls. this is your captain with no name speakin' and i'm here to rock your world!


come party like it’s 1999 and help me celebrate my 20th year of lovin‘! kegs, gallons of jungle juice, and a dj throwin’ phat jams are planned.
some sort of costume is a must since this party is on the verge of being obscene, even if that means a simple purple shirt.

just plan on having a night worthy of the Artist Formerly Known As Prince."

5mg of ativan, half a handle of whiskey, and a few joints. I officially hate myself.

Fuck you, you piece of shit. Fag.

get ahold of yourself, man.

roommate talked me into smoking, again. bad call, every time. ugh.

PEER PRESSURE EVERYONE'S DOING IT


jk, drugs are bad

seriously. i've said no for the past 4 months...

we ended up "decorating" the brick columns that line our porch with sharpie. gonna have to paint over that at some point...

hahahah nice! at least you didn't wake up to find that you somehow drew a ham, the old MTV logo, and your name all over your friends leg.

mike dude, calm down. Read a book or do something random instead of doing what you hate.

2 bowls off my vaporizer im blazedd

3 cigarettes in 30 minutes dude I'm so on right now

lsd

dsl

Dick sucking lips!

dudes sucking longies

repeat performance!

currently on 3 36mgs concerta, not to sleep with 2 days left in the quarter and a shit ton of makeup work to do. i'm currently taking a break which will probably mean: watching porn, forcing myself to eat, lurking, and taking a poop.

I like to poop.

i like pooping and bringing my laptop to the bathroom? am i deranged?

Pooping is my me time. I let no laptop, newspaper, or magazine interrupt it.

I just bring my sidekick.

no...!? digital subscriber line


duh

I play guitar when I'm pooping.

hahah this page is awesome. nurses have so many stories about pooping and nobody seems to appreciate them

what, you think you're the only person that busts out the surf and squat?

I'm not high/drunk/etc., but I'm seriously craving a joint right now and i'm by myself (well my gf's here but she rarely smokes). I'm a huge stoner now aren't i

my weed is calling to me...must...resist

who the fuck posts on message boards when their girlfriend is around? why dont you fuck her gently or something.

immm drunkity drunk drunk drunnnk seriously really ridiculous drunk , my tab tonight made me ashamed of myself, and the ex and i had stupid drunk talk that never goes anywhere

High and have work in 3 hours.

omg, i love your sig.
he was one of my favorites.

I was at my friends house last night for a party, and after everyone else went to sleep, me and my friend got the idea to try and finish a fridge full of beer.

We got into a bong one, shotgun one, chug one motion for the rest of the night.
I'm so hungover it feels like a wave of depression

OMG I DRANK BEERS AT TEH BAR LAST NIGHT AND THE GIRL THAT PEED MY BED THAT I ENDED UP PEEING ON AS REVENGE = MY FRIEND'S GIRL'S FRIEND.

SO FUNNY

for the first time since i quit, i got a real urge to smoke. not one of those "im bored, so i might as well smoke", things, but a real urge to just relax, unwind, vape, and chill out with some nice music and what not. it's been a fucking hard ass month taking care of my girlfriend who just had massive spinal fusion surgery. i'm finally at home and able to just relax and be at peace with myself for the first time in a long time. fucking sobriety.
i just figured out that it's 8 months in a few days. i lost count after 6 months, seeing as it really doesnt bother me in the slightest. it's just a shame that i fucked it up for myself to the point where i cant do it as rarely as once every few months just to kick back and unwind.

dude, if youre going through the serious shit you describe, i dont think a bowl would be all that bad. Best wishes to your girlfriend's recovery. Btw im drunk at the moment and waiting for a girl to speed through with a bowl of headies.

the "serious shit" that i had to deal with a while back when i first had all the problems has been taken care of, for the most part. i've just been up all night and day driving around and taking care of my girlfriend like crazy for the past month, cuz shes almost totally incapacitated. a bowl wouldnt be bad at all. infact, it would be pretty perfect. its just that i get piss tested every so often, and im due for one this week. im almost done with the program, so ill just stick it out till then.

good luck with the slow stoner bitch (who obviously isnt a stoner, because if she was, she'd be much quicker with that bowl)