I thought you weren't allowed to do any drugs. Or am I confusing you with someone else? Also, send me this recipe please?

Smoked the salvia finally last night with my friend. Basically at first my friends looked like a wheel to me, and an animal in a cage. Then I was in a parking lot and it made me feel like I was in a video game and I had to jump back and forth through the parking spots and shit. It was alright but probably not good enough for a repeat.

no drugs until this substance abuse bullshit is over, which will be in a week and a half.

Oh, well it seems to be helpful....?

long story short, i went looking for a therapist, but i was forced into going to a substance abuse program due to my excessive pot smoking. i got the help i needed, but was stuck not being able to smoke if i ever wanted to (drug testing). now the substance abuse part is coming to an end, meaning i can indulge in some bud if i want....and yes....i want

Haha that's good man. People should be allowed to decide for themselves whether they wanna smoke. Fuck drug tests.

same shit happened to me. except i didnt get a therapist, i got a dui. and they made me take an interview with some dude, and because of my smoking habits, and "reasoning behind them," i have to go to a drug counselor and pee in a cup. so whack.

Damn rebel.

I had a similar situation. I worked at a hospital and got caught sleeping on the job after a night of excessive partying so they drug tested me. I told them I smoked hella pot and since I was honest I didn't get fired. Instead I got ordered to either go to rehab or attend substance abuse classes twice a week for two years. Plus random drug testing for 2 years. I lasted about a month and then quit

I've been feeling kind of shitty lately, so I think I'm going to stop smoking weed for a little bit. Maybe like a week or so. Just to see if I feel any different.

dude if you're smoking that reggie (schwag) iit'll make you feel like shit if you smoke it everyday. I'm taking a break from smoking too. I got hired at embassy hotel and they fuckin mouth swabbed me instead of making me take a piss test. Thats the 3rd job in a row so I gotta make a change until things get better

I've been smoking the shit outta some reg's lately. I went through a month period where I was buying an 8th of all kinds of different shit every other night. I'm just too tight on money anymore.

word dude just chill for a while. i was selling for a few months and those were the best months of my life lol. I'm a culinary student so I'd take like an ounce and make butter or oil and would just cook my ass off

I miss selling. I know what you mean by happy times, haha. I was doing so much shit everyday. I'd love it even more now that gas has gotten so cheap, but it's to risky in this city.

I live in a town where pretty much everyone sells so there was really no point in trying to compete. I couldn't make any decent money I just smoked for free

mouth swab? how does that shit work man?

what happens is, they give you this package with a tube with some fluid in it, and a swab thats kinda like a flat q tip. You stick the swab under your tongue for like ten minutes until the end turns blue and put it in the tube with the solution in it ans shake it up. they send it to the lab and its read within 48 hours. idunno how far back the test can go but I smoked the night befoe and ate some homemade pizze rolls with with like halg a gram of dro so i was fucked no matter what

got some new shit in, "swiss bliss" it's called. looks like it's a high times centerfold.

mhmm resinn... god im a piece of shit

I used to be all about the crazy named budds. Good stuff
Now I'm getting some random strain of headies from Jersey that smells like citrus and I get a QP for a grand
Good stuff

who the fuck spends a grand on weed? i am just used to buying halftracks of random florida krip for like $25.

Dude, you pay $1,000 for a quop?

I can get 3 quops or a full pound for a grand and I live in Jersey. You gotta find a new dealer.

I can get this shit from Texas, that's 400 a pound, and it's regs. You can easily sell it as krip and bank twice as hard.

question:

what are some legit sites to get bubblers and small bongs from?
alot of sites i've checked out look sketchy as shit.

You're a nerd

i know.
now answer my question

Not you. The guy that called QPs qoups or whatever. He's a nerd.

Kwops.

I don't know many people up here who call a quarter a QP. It's quops/kwops in Newark.

Well down here, we call it the Devils Lettuce.

375 here in san marcos for some schwag. I can get a pound of dro for 800 from my neighbors

Officially done with drugs and alcohol.

FUCKING ARNELL! I LOVE YOU!

love you too brah.



i'm pretty much gonna pass out. I just chugged a can of that "drank" shit you get from headshops with the melatonin in it. its delicious!

You know how you don't want to talk about much with your dealer? Like, number one being politics? Well, shit, listening to them talk about their "work" sounds just as retarded.


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i may have fucked myself

i was cleaning out my old bowl tonight, and i may have smoked resin. i used alcohol a while ago to clean it out, and the bowl part itself is completely cleaned off. my bowl is in the shape of a mouse, to the entire stomach area is covered in resin from the past couple of years. i tried loosing up the resin inside by holding a lighter to the outside of the stomach. then, i held the lighter to the bowl part and inhaled quick to get the heat inside of the bowl. i didnt even realize what i was doing, and i think i inhaled resin smoke. the only thing is, i have to get tested tomorrow. it's my last test before i graduate from my SA groups......

if i drink a shit load of water from now till my test, will that help? if i fucked myself over now, im going to fucking lose it.
should i just postpone my appointment for next week? i had a bunch of plans to smoke this weekend, so if i can get away with a clean test, then ill just go tomorrow

Jesus fuck dude. I don't even know. But honest to God, why in the fuck if you made it THIS FAR without doing shit, would you be cleaning out a fucking bowl? You couldn't have waited until after it was all over and done with?

dude, it's a toss up, but then again any test is really a toss up. take some multi-vitamins, like 4. then drink like 8 bottles of water, and an energy shot from like cvs. just do that like a couple hours before your test and you should pass. my friend did that and passed. though he passed like a walgreens test, which you just pee on it and it shows up pass or fail.

edit: or hell dude, go buy some cheap drug tests right now and fuckin' take eim, see what they say, determine your fate.

i know. i got over excited about smoking this weekend, and wanted to clean my bowl. i didnt even think that i would get any resin, seeing as its all caked on and hasent ever burned before. when i inhaled quick, i felt my lungs tighten, and i freaked out.

i take a multi vitamin every day, and sometimes i take energy shots. how would that help me pass?

it might even show up dude.

how long would it take to be in my pee? i can go get a test, but i dont wanna just take it and have it say negative because the thc didnt get into my piss yet.


EDIT: ill take the test tomorrow before my appointment. ill do it 2 hours or so before. im shugging water non stop, and i took a couple of multi-vitamins now, and ill take a few more+asprin+b-12 tomorrow. if anything it was about 1/8th of a hit that i took, and apparently you need over 50 ng/ml of thc in your pee for it to count. i dont know how much that translates to in a hit, but i feel like id be ok

you're smoking again aaron?

yes. yes i am. very rarely, but still. by that i mean, im going to start smoking again in the future. i havent been smoking at all.

ugh, ive been sober from weed for almost 10 months, and fuck that if im going to fail for something fucking stupid.

no doubt. well either way, i guess it depends on how much you've smoked in the past month. if that was the only hit you've had in a long ass time, you should be fine.

thc is stored in fat cells, do push ups, sit ups, and drink 100% cranberry juice (found at trader joes, or things of that nature). run a lot. sweat alot (turn the heat up and wrap yourself in a comforter). those are your best bets, but thc is tough to run out of the system in less than 48 hours. my suggestion, fake sick and postpone it for 4 or 5 days, you should be good.

edit: best option: relax for a few days, if i were you, i wouldn't piss in that cup.

Yerba Prima Bentonite Detox Liquid. Betonite is used a lot to clean out your colon, and if you drink plenty of liquids while taking some of this every couple of hours and drinking inbetween, it should flush your bladder out.

Unless I'm just the luckiest person ever to smoke all the way through his DUI Diversion, I recomend it.

Well around here its hard to find something under 1600$
So when my buddy gos down to jersey to pickup pounds (trafficking is a level I'm not trying to get to)
I pay the price he names when he gets back in town (assuming I can make over 500$ that night with it)

Aaron you're fucked. Resin is super sticky so it's going to stick to the inside of your dick until you pee it out. And there's so many molecules attached to it to make it sticky that you'll be peeing marijuana residue for dozens and dozens of days now. God bless America

i never knew that

It's science

If its the first hit you've taken in months and your physically fit it should be gone
But considering all you've worked for, I'd reschedule your pott party this weekend and just postpone the test