You'd be so dead if I wasn't 11.

I'm shakin in my size 13's bitch!



Yeah that's right. I wear big boy shoes, go back to recess

I got your size 13 hangin, buddy.

I drank 11 beers once. I started at 25

I STARTED SOMETHING AWESOME.

I think If I ever were to post in this thread when I was drunk with people and found out in the morning id end it right there.

I'm such a pussy when it comes to weed, it's embarrassing.

my grandpa has so much alcohol, so im gonna smuggle a bottle of smirnoff home with me when i visit him in early january. he wont even care/realize that its gone so its all good.

Pussy drink.

Not only that, but super fucking douche move. Who the fuck steals from their grandparents?

Old Greg.

LOL CAN RUSS ALREADY ADMIT HE'S BEHIND THE BIGGEST PRANK IN SAOBOARD HISTORY, AKA GREG.

He's gotta be. Someone's gotta be. The kids too stupid to be real.

by smuggle i meant id ask him for it. as i said he doesnt care. im not stealing it

trust me, after living off keystone for 3 months alcoholwise in college, anything is better really imo





nope, im real. and for the record im not stupid.

Dude, Keystone is a lot better than most college beer.

And you are stupid. I hope your grandpa catches you and puts you in the corner.

drink natty bitch and come back to me.

also i know kids who pulled that exact same shit in middle school. you're in college, have someone buy you a bottle and not be a fag.

Saddest part? Ricky is probably younger than Greg.

he's got 3 years on me.

Way to step up, Ricky.

im away from college for a month, and my grandfather doesnt care, he lets me bring bottles back. its free alcohol, who would pass that up? no one listens on this site.

Yeah, I can totally read there where it says he doesn't care and is gonna give it to you.

me too bobb.

mark, why the fuck do you even care?

I just do.

my huge freakout last month has sort of made me cautious around the stuff now too.

Dude, you definitely piss your pants after your 4th beer.

How you been bud?

do you honestly think he can make it to four?

i wish my college friends posted here, you guys would b e out of ammo before you knew it.

This past Thursday was 3 weeks without painkillers, just smoking a lot of bud...you been clean?

Last night, I took like...one pussy hit of some chronic and I was high as a motherfuckin helicopter.

Yep. 34 days today with nothing at all. No beer, weed, or pills.

Congrats dude!

keep that shit strong. also just used a gb that was totally sweet.

did no one else spot the really obvious joke on mark ?



how would he not realise it's gone if you're asking him for it? silly billy.

I've never stolen from my grandparents.

Didn't you steal from your dad or something a long time ago? I'm guessing that's what she's referring to.

Yeah, about 3(4 maybe?) years ago. When I was in the middle of active addiction and I didn't give a fuck about who I hurt or what I had to do to get shit. I'm way past that now.

sometimes i take a bottle of patron from the liquor cabinet and replace it within the next couple of days, but you don't see me bragging like i'm fucking dexter the boy genius.

Dee Dee you are stooooopid.

On another note, my grandparents are staying with me until Christmas. They're sleeping in the motor home in the back yard.

My grandpa smokes the best weed, and he has the tightest hitch hiking/bar fight stories. I've stayed pretty stoned with him since he's been here, haha.

your GRANDPA?
man, that's fucking awesome.

Yeah, he's pretty tight.

God damn, there goes almost a month of being clean.

Duuude, come on.

dont let that discourage you. i know a lot of people that relapsed and just continued doing it, since they thought they lost all their clean time, so why the fuck not. atleast you did it for a month. now go for another month. whatever's best for you.

speaking of relapsing, now that i smoke again, everything's different. my self control is so much better, and since i got on the right meds, i dont get that burst of euphoria i used to get, because now im genuinely happy and weed just filled that void a while ago. ill probably smoke as much as i drink, which is once every week or so.

Weed makes me too fucking stupid.

now that i dont have a girlfriend to spend it with, im getting drunk on new years. id be stoked if i wasn;t hurting so bad from the breakup still

Your girlfriend was going to keep you from drinking on the greatest day of the year?

Yeah, one of my old dealers hit me up tonight and told me he was having a Christmas sale - $5 bananas. Then one of my friends talked me into celebrating a month without it and Christmas. $35, a glass of grapefruit juice, and an hour later, i was pretty high. I'm pretty pissed at myself right now as I'm coming down, but like tgrokz said, I just can't be talked into it again, especially tomorrow.

Sorry Mark, I couldn't resist 10s for $5. I told the kid not to hit me up anymore when I picked up though.

That's a fucking joke dude. Celebrating not doing it for a month by doing it? Really logical, you should tell your "friend" to fuck off and just walk away from that.