my friend got to see a screener in LA, he said it was brilliant.

"none of yall fags are gunna be in my band!!!11"

Hahaha, seriously.

That part of the story cracked me up. It's like when you were a kid and when you'd get mad at someone and the most hurtful thing that you can say to them is, "YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY!!"

Brilliant.

I thought that was a nice touch.

At least that made people realize for the most part that I wasn't serious. Until the whole AIDs thing rolled around and I crossed the line.

steve i wasn't at the party

can i be in your band?

got wasted off of straight up taaka vodka last night.
my head is pounding.

hahaha. that was an entertaining story, thank you stevey!

i must have complained to this candy company when i was fucked up, because i just got an email from their supervisor telling me they would like to send me a $10 gift certificate.

btw, hey james

btw, hey james.. i love lasagna! lols u 1 2 go2 a nice place for valenstines? lols me 2

i'm already having a nice dinner with my router.

ew, that is the cheapest shit ever

I'm due to do something. Was thinking about tripping dxm, haven't done it since my graduation in december. I would rather not do that but it doesn't show up on drug tests, at least so i've read. hmm..

Back in my day when I was in high school we didn't get to say ew about any alcohol.

We used to buck handles of Aristocrat with some blue Hawaiian punch to chase.

It can show up as a false-positive for opiates

so what, it got the job done.

Drunk Mike wants some mother fucking jalapeno smokehouse almonds.

brb

SATS drunk mike?

That's me.

How the hell does everyone know who I am?

I essentially can't smoke anymore, what a bummer.

I guesss i'll just drink steel reserve.

i don't really, but i remember you being kinda chubby.

no actually you won't be a faggot like all these LOSERS. congrats.

i got drunk for the first time this mardi gras. quite an experience.

ben, did you drop all of your friends that smoke? They must really suck as people (seriously).

My neighbor is in deep shit as I type this. I came home from the store and there were two cop cars at my building...I opened my window and listened to them talk and apparently maintenance was in his apartment cleaning and went in his room (which was locked) and found weed. They called the cops, and now the cops are sitting in his living room waiting to get a search warrant while he is sitting at his friends house. He only has 6 grams, but he has grinders, digis, and about 5-8 bongs and 2 or 3 bowls.....hes fucked.

Im not sure if theyll get him for distribution for the scales or not, and I dont know if legally the maintenance people can go in his room and then call the cops....so he might be able to get off with a really good lawyer.

Damn dude. He is fucked. That sucks though. I always hide my shit everytime i go somewhere.

Im praying for him.

Because that kinda happened to us but we were in a parking lot with bongs and mad weed. As soon as we finished a few cops came to our window and was like "I smell weed! who has the weed!" luckily we got off.

I'm pretty sure that my ceramics instructor comes in high on something every morning. It's the only way to explain.. everything.

ROFL! now that's some funny shit.

well looks like im done smoking every day. i kinda have mixed feelings about that, but its all for the best.


i dont know how many of you can help me with a hash situation. i made some out of the kief ive been collecting at the bottom of my grinder. i ended up with 3gs of some good looking shit. i smoked and vaporized some last night, but seeing as its from mids, it wasnt as awesome as it should have been. now i wanna eat some, but i dont know how much is a good amount. keep in mind that its just heated/pressed hash made out of mids kief. i would eat it all (2.5gs left), but im afraid that might be too much and id like to try and conserve it. then again, i dont want to eat too little, where i feel nothing and waste it.

i wouldnt eat any because generally you have to consume much more to feel any kind of effect. Just sprinkle a little on a bowl of weed and youll conserve it.

a lot of my friends have stopped smoking every day...they dont enjoy the high as much anymore.

i would just mix it in with my weed...if i had any. i read that eating it is supposed to work really well, but its not the strongest hash, so i dont know if i need a significant amount more. people have said they eat .25-.5gs in order to get a real solid high, but im sure thats with much better shit.

and im not smoking for a multitude of personal reasons, but it is true that i dont get that real great high feeling anymore. it kinda lost a lot of its specialness. i miss getting totally fucked up after smoking a bowl.

I think I'm gonna stop drinking. I don't know if I want to necessarily, but I think it would be for the better.

What is the difference between a bong and a tobacco pipe? besides the contents.

Bong

Pipe

Yeah, workin' on that though.

I'm glad I made a positive impression on you.

i only kid jamie.

broke the piece:(

a bong filters the hit through water. also, you tend to get bigger/stronger hits with a bong, seeing as the smoke collects inside it and you get a nice shotgun effect when you pull the slide piece out and hit it hard enough.

Thirsty Thursday anyone?!?

i could forsee this happening, but i've developed a good solution. smoke shitty weed for 2ish weeks (or, if you're not a lesser man, stop), then revert to smoking dank buds. you save money and get super high while still getting kinda baked for the grace period

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!! LOL



And that's what I've said like a gillion times man. Doesn't work. They don't make kegs of soda in college so you better just learn from your mistakes (whatever you did) and adapt.

Otherwise, become a stoner (but that's no fun).

these guys from school said they made this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU5sdynWB8A

I just feel like stopping for a while. But...there's a 12 pack in my car and a bottle of Jack, so cheers to you Jojo, time to get drunk tonight.

Fucking right little buddy. Tonight's my girlfriend's birthday so we're going to paint the town.

You and I will be together in spirit! Cheers!

quoting this because of the awesomeness. Needs to be on two pages, if not, every page from now on.

Can I get a BYAHH?

That is SO 2004, Bob.

















(Byahhhhh!!!)

YES!!!!!!! I'm pumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys, shit got crazy tonight. I'm happy to be drunk and alive. You all should appreciate that I'm not dead right now.

picked up some purp last night and drank alot of cheap beers. good times before court.

Last night this little annoying kid had a party. He told my friend "here's 60 bucks, get some beer and party at my house. My only rule is that I'm allowed to party with you guys." So you know how annoying this kid must be. He gets incredibly and belligerantly drunk by about 9:30. He freestyle raps to us talking about "ebony sluts" and "killin niggas." He obviously thinks he must be the shit and tells girls he would "eat all of them out for only a dollar." People start getting fed up with him and the neighbor tells us to quiet down while we're outside. My friends get this great idea to smoke in every room of the house, so they steal his piece and start on that. Suddenly he realizes this and grab a 2x4 and starts swinging it at everyone. This girl takes him in the garage to calm him down, and we're all chilling in the house and some random kid just runs out with his Xbox 360. Oh well. The little kid comes back in, realizes shit is getting stolen from him, punches his entertainment center thing and breaks a shelf off of it, his DVD player and all this shit just falls behind the TV. I sorta started feeling bad for him, until he came back inside with two hammers and randomly swung them at my friend. Everyone went crazy and he screamed "I'm getting my fucking gun!!" Some people left, I just laughed, and he came back with a dart gun and shot it into his friends neck. By this time people were filling the streets and his house was practically being looted. He tried chasing some people into the street but just fell in his grass and laid there. I guess his Xbox 360, his Zune, his iPod, his cell phone, and a ton of bikes and shit like that got jacked last night. At least I got to see someone get shot with a dartgun.

i've decided i am at that point in my life where taste and quality surpasses quantity. in the last month i stopped buying 30s of keystone and natty, and started buying 12 packs of nicer stuff.

i guess it's all about the diarrhea factor in the long run