Full Version: The I'm High/Drunk/Etc Thread
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i think 12 beers in a night is quite enough for anyone
So this midget was having a party, and a bunch of kids show up. turns out it was a midget party only and they were kicked out, or from what i was told. hahahahahahah. shit. too bad i was grounded!!!
I think that I just got out drank by 2 Sophomores. Damn.
so when a bartender says good night after serving a drink...thats probably a bad thing...
I'm done drinking for awhile. Drinking isn't fun as fun anymore because I never want to stop, so I end up shitfaced and stupid.
QUOTE(Bobby @ Feb 9 2008, 10:55 AM) [snapback]675398[/snapback]
Last night this little annoying kid had a party. He told my friend "here's 60 bucks, get some beer and party at my house. My only rule is that I'm allowed to party with you guys." So you know how annoying this kid must be. He gets incredibly and belligerantly drunk by about 9:30. He freestyle raps to us talking about "ebony sluts" and "killin niggas." He obviously thinks he must be the shit and tells girls he would "eat all of them out for only a dollar." People start getting fed up with him and the neighbor tells us to quiet down while we're outside. My friends get this great idea to smoke in every room of the house, so they steal his piece and start on that. Suddenly he realizes this and grab a 2x4 and starts swinging it at everyone. This girl takes him in the garage to calm him down, and we're all chilling in the house and some random kid just runs out with his Xbox 360. Oh well. The little kid comes back in, realizes shit is getting stolen from him, punches his entertainment center thing and breaks a shelf off of it, his DVD player and all this shit just falls behind the TV. I sorta started feeling bad for him, until he came back inside with two hammers and randomly swung them at my friend. Everyone went crazy and he screamed "I'm getting my fucking gun!!" Some people left, I just laughed, and he came back with a dart gun and shot it into his friends neck. By this time people were filling the streets and his house was practically being looted. He tried chasing some people into the street but just fell in his grass and laid there. I guess his Xbox 360, his Zune, his iPod, his cell phone, and a ton of bikes and shit like that got jacked last night. At least I got to see someone get shot with a dartgun.
Haha, sucks for the kid. It sounds like he's going to end up in jail for assault or murder pretty soon. 60 bucks is kind of steep for the amount of people I imagine being there, however.
QUOTE(iwontbreak custom @ Feb 9 2008, 01:09 PM) [snapback]675485[/snapback]
i've decided i am at that point in my life where taste and quality surpasses quantity. in the last month i stopped buying 30s of keystone and natty, and started buying 12 packs of nicer stuff.
i guess it's all about the diarrhea factor in the long run
Yeah, I've never been a fan of Natty so the lowest grade I'd go was Bud Light. Absolutely hated drinking Stones, even if it was just for chugging.
What're you drinking?
We probably ended up with like $150 worth of beer that night, but it was all like $5 from each person, and $60 from him
QUOTE(Bobby @ Feb 10 2008, 12:12 PM) [snapback]675687[/snapback]
I'm done drinking for awhile. Drinking isn't fun as fun anymore because I never want to stop, so I end up shitfaced and stupid.
You're old beyond your years little one.
so i got put on prescription meds last year and ever since then i cant handle booze (even two beers makes me feel sick). i've pretty much quit drinking completely, so therefore i've started smokin more often. went out and bought myself this sick grim reaper bong, and i think cuz of the meds i get more fucked than most people. its some trippy shit
what med?
QUOTE(Bobby @ Feb 10 2008, 09:12 AM) [snapback]675687[/snapback]
I'm done drinking for awhile. Drinking isn't fun as fun anymore because I never want to stop, so I end up shitfaced and stupid.
haha thats what always happens to me. whoever comes with me to either the bars or parties is always the one who is in charge of my drinking. essentially what happened was my friend figured out that when im completely blacked out stupid they can totally talk into pretty much anything. in short im sort of like an alchoholic haha
I'm not bragging, but I'm blaming it on my beer pong skills. I never lose, therefore I never leave the table, so I never really stop drinking.
QUOTE(too @ Feb 10 2008, 08:41 PM) [snapback]675916[/snapback]
what med?
carbamazepine, it's for epilepsy
*waits for the first post of someone telling me how stupid i am for mixing*
i've quit drinking.
it's just not fun anymore and waking up the next day feeling like complete and utter shit just isn't worth it.
it's just not fun anymore and waking up the next day feeling like complete and utter shit just isn't worth it.
QUOTE(chelsea. @ Feb 11 2008, 09:57 PM) [snapback]676374[/snapback]
i've quit drinking.
it's just not fun anymore and waking up the next day feeling like complete and utter shit just isn't worth it.
You do know that you don't have to get drunk, right? You can drink just to get a little buzz and not get shitfaced every time you touch alcohol. It's called "drinking responsibly."
I can't say I practice that very often but it's possible. Just a thought.
i'm so blazed right now..and a dairy queen blizzard ahs never tasted better
QUOTE(Stevesy. @ Feb 11 2008, 11:48 PM) [snapback]676481[/snapback]
You do know that you don't have to get drunk, right? You can drink just to get a little buzz and not get shitfaced every time you touch alcohol. It's called "drinking responsibly."
I can't say I practice that very often but it's possible. Just a thought.
Yeah, but I don't want to, is what I'm saying.
I went out Monday and had a blast without touching alcohol.
good, more booze for me then.
my friend's going to morgantown this weekend. i was there last weekend, but failed to hit the liquor store. this time i hope he'll come back with some everclear.
my friend's going to morgantown this weekend. i was there last weekend, but failed to hit the liquor store. this time i hope he'll come back with some everclear.
QUOTE(james. @ Feb 14 2008, 08:32 AM) [snapback]677579[/snapback]
my friend's going to morgantown this weekend. i was there last weekend, but failed to hit the liquor store. this time i hope he'll come back with some everclear.
I've only heard stories about everclear, damn you california for making it illegal.
Everclear sucks.
Are you following me jon?
It does suck unless one makes a nice punch out of it. It's very legal and very cheap here btw. LOLz
well i plan to buy some then make a nice punch out of it.
Damn that jungle juice with everclear...many horrible decisions.
wop! everclear is cheap as shit here too.
your avatar looks so familiar miike,
im thinking like daughters, thunderbolt, holy molar status.
its killing me.
im thinking like daughters, thunderbolt, holy molar status.
its killing me.
My America Is Watching Tigers Die - 30000 Lbs
i'm going to mars this weekend.
i love going to mars!
QUOTE(ricky. @ Feb 15 2008, 04:43 AM) [snapback]677897[/snapback]
i'm going to mars this weekend.
I can mingle with the stars & throw a party on Mars
I am a prisoner locked up behind Xanax bars
I have just boarded a plane without a pilot
And violets are blue, roses are red
Daisies are yellow, the flowers are dead
Wish I can give you this feeling
Damn just got hit up to go party with my homie I haven't kicked it with for a while and I can't go, shit sucks.
i'm sober right now. so ew
fuck cmu
PBR!
this might be one of those stories that just sounds really stupid and that you had to be there for, but it cracks me up just thinking about it.
lastnight i went to my usual pubs, met up with my boyfriend and some of his friends along the way. on the way home we went for food. we were all just talking and having a laugh and then one of my boy's friends (to another of his friends) asked if he had skid marks on his boxers. the friend starts trying to defend himself, only to be told that they knew they weren't skid marks because one of them had just burnt his boxers to make him think that and to try to embarrass him in the pub. this guy was so wasted that he was like 'nah man i'm not wearing these if people think i've shat myself!' and ripped off his boxers. i've never cringed and laughed so hard in my life, i can't even begin to imagine how much it would have hurt to fully wedgy (hmm.. not a word i often type) himself. he just fully ripped his boxers off. oh my. and then proceeded to offer to them to the food guys who just shook their finger at him saying 'not hygienic'.
ah well, i found it hilarious, i wish i could retell the experience well!
lastnight i went to my usual pubs, met up with my boyfriend and some of his friends along the way. on the way home we went for food. we were all just talking and having a laugh and then one of my boy's friends (to another of his friends) asked if he had skid marks on his boxers. the friend starts trying to defend himself, only to be told that they knew they weren't skid marks because one of them had just burnt his boxers to make him think that and to try to embarrass him in the pub. this guy was so wasted that he was like 'nah man i'm not wearing these if people think i've shat myself!' and ripped off his boxers. i've never cringed and laughed so hard in my life, i can't even begin to imagine how much it would have hurt to fully wedgy (hmm.. not a word i often type) himself. he just fully ripped his boxers off. oh my. and then proceeded to offer to them to the food guys who just shook their finger at him saying 'not hygienic'.
ah well, i found it hilarious, i wish i could retell the experience well!
this si what drunk ricky does.
than I dont like drunk ricky.
i was at the beach and we were out chilling out until it started raining and shit.
isn't gonna change the fact he doesn't like drunkricky
you guys don't know drunk ricky, he's quite the riot.
thats the first time i've been drunk in quite some time. i'm going to say like 7 or more months.
thats the first time i've been drunk in quite some time. i'm going to say like 7 or more months.
proud day for you and your family
why would you post that? how's that relevant?
i'm sure it makes sense to the less-retarded board members.
see fuck this is why i blocked you in the first place to avoid stupid shit like this.
see fuck this is why i blocked you in the first place to avoid stupid shit like this.
I was just saying dude, c'mon now.
QUOTE(ricky. @ Feb 18 2008, 09:45 PM) [snapback]678929[/snapback]
he's quite the riot.
hehe aww.
it's actually been quite a while since i've been really really drunk.
Me too!!!!
Shruming last night was rediculous
Question: Just how easy IS it to get legal weed in cali?
My friend toldme you just go to the doctor complaining of stress, and they give you a prescription for white widdow..
I have a feeling its more complicated than that.
Question: Just how easy IS it to get legal weed in cali?
My friend toldme you just go to the doctor complaining of stress, and they give you a prescription for white widdow..
I have a feeling its more complicated than that.
Your friend has been watching too much Entourage.
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