This thread is dedicated to getting me banned. just reply with "aye". I need 20 people, so for fuck's sake get me banned.

free mike?

is there a reason why you wanna get banned?

he's probably being drunk and stupid.
not that alcohol is excuse enough for mike being stupid.

getting drunk on a sunday night sounds fabulous to me.

MIKE NO DON'T DO IT

You'll make baby Jesus cry!

When I'm drunk probably the last thing on my mind is posting on the board.

my drunken posts make me seem more childish than kyle when he used to throw mountain dew ragers.

Speaking of Kyle, he was supposed to be coming through Vegas. I should see where his ass is.

don't you mean, coming IN vegas? and i think you know exactly where his ass is.

Nay?

is that a mating call for brit?

man, i'm on fire.

of course you are, flamer.

I'm not drunk, I haven't even been drinking. There Sam goes again assuming shit and being an overall bitch. Anyways, ban me.

And another thing. "If I were drunk, the last thing on my mind would be posting on a message board" comments are funny. Get off your high horses. PERSONAL CHOICE, YOU TAINTS.

EDIT: ban me already, jesus, you could have avoided all of this.

when do I get to assemble some random ass northeastern brew pack for you?

now.

is this the stage where you call for attention or what?

No faggot, this isn't. This is me wanting a simple task to be achieved, and it's simply not being accomplished.

EDIT: Oh wait, I'm too busy sucking your 3" "republican" cock get anything done.

Well, PMing an admin would be more effective and discreet. Just saying.

I've pm'd sam multiple times with no return on anything (she hates me LOL BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT), so I thought I'd take the front door.

Try Andy. He's still technically an admin, even though he deleted all his posts.

wow, you're such a faggot.

BAN ME BAN ME PLEASE I NEED TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT THIS.

if you were even half a man, you could have just contacted them privately and told them to delete your account, like everyone else who wants their account deleted. now you're just begging for attention because you've turned into a drunk with nothing else to do.

edit: sorry mike, if that's a little mean. you are a cool guy, but you're acting like a fucking baby right now.

Pay attention. I've pm'd Sam before with no success. Mods can't delete accounts. I haven't been drinking.

I broke it up real small for you this time.

EDIT: Mean? You're what, 16? Take you seriously? What?

and what'd your pm say? ban me? or did you ask her to delete your account?

I can put together a 24 pack with 8 different types of beers (bundles of 3) and ship that to you. after shipping it will probably cost $40 since the 6 packs I will be buying roughly cost like $8-$10 since I buy some good shit. I will drink the other half of the 6 pack that I don't ship to you for my personal pleasure since I will be sending you my favorite northeastern micro brews.

Hey, fucking awesome. We should wait until later in the week/this weekend. I'll need to round up some beer for you sometime soon.


EDIT: Remember I like lagers/lighter beers.

got my vote. don't wanna see it but if you really need votes when you could just never come back to the site then alright

yeah, that sounds good. Most of NE beer are ales. I won't send you the heavy shit, I think only one of them will be an IPA the rest will have a very balanced taste. There is also this amber lager from long island that is bomb as shit.

I won't let you down.




Ps. I have already had spotted cow.

Mike, quit being stupid. And you didn't answer when I drunk dialed you.



And Ricky believes that manliness is determined on the board. I'm shit outta luck I believe.

aye

good riddance mike

uh, no you didn't. i just double-checked my PMs, i haven't gotten anything
and why would i ban you vs delete?

aye

Mike has to stay here.

Ban vs. delete.

If you delete his account, he can come back and make another. If you IP ban him, he can't. (Well, he can. But it would be more difficult.)

I think his intention is to not come back here, and wants to eliminate the possibility of doing so.


This one time I went to the zoo and farted on a giraffe.

and by giraffe you mean anthony

More specifically, his mouth.

I don't understand why this is necessary. Does he not have the willpower to not go to a website? He should give one of the following a try next time he wants to visit this site:

1) Instead of typing in the web address, don't type in the web address.
2) If the web address is in his bookmarks, don't click on it or delete it to prevent visiting the site in the event of future website visiting impulses.
3) Get some fresh air.

Mike do you wanna make out?

if mike did actually leave, which he won't, i'd say good riddance. i hate that kid.

mike is my friend on the internet.

No.


Yes.


I love you too.


This is now my own person thread. It's personal, and will have personal rants/thoughts posted in it. Don't delete it please.


Dear journal,

I love bowling. I've recently discovered my love for bowling on a outing with friends. I just joined a league too! Oh lordy journal, what a week I've had already and it's only Monday!

-Mike.

I want to make out and go bowling with you.

How bout making out and bowling all at once?

I'm bowling in my league tonight @9:30 if you want to come?

consider me there.

turns me on so hard.

Mike, send me that fucking number! Haha. I never saved it.

LOL

Mike, you want to get banned? Post pictures of the boobs again. For my buddy Gabe.