Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 12:31 PM
I got the inspiration from this site.Post some of your favorites from the site, or better yet, YOUR OWN DISGUSTINGLY TASTY MEALS.
Rock_Dash3X
Feb 10 2009, 12:33 PM

That actually looks good.
nikkiplz
Feb 10 2009, 12:33 PM



bacon donut?!
discusting.
if i still ate meat i'd probably be down to try the corndog pizza.
chocolate frozen cheesecake on a stick is bomb.
Rock_Dash3X
Feb 10 2009, 12:36 PM
QUOTE (nikkiplz @ Feb 10 2009, 12:33 PM)

chocolate frozen cheesecake on a stick is bomb.
Yes it is.
So much bacon.
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 12:37 PM
When I visit Oregon, I'm hitting up Voodoo Donuts and getting a maple bar with bacon.
ohtheinsanity
Feb 10 2009, 12:39 PM
QUOTE (Prettier in Plaid @ Feb 10 2009, 03:37 PM)

When I visit Oregon, I'm hitting up Voodoo Donuts and getting a maple bar with bacon.
Did you see that on Man vs. Food? I did, and it looked awesome.
Lucas
Feb 10 2009, 12:43 PM
the meat ship was the funniest. some of those i would take a whack at though.
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 12:50 PM
I'd try everything probably.
QUOTE (ohtheinsanity @ Feb 10 2009, 09:39 PM)

Did you see that on Man vs. Food? I did, and it looked awesome.
Nah, I lived there and would hit up the place after shows. We'd buy a grip of donuts for the bums that loitered outside, but they'd always insist they'd earn it in one way or another playing crazy songs or doing pointless magic tricks.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Feb 10 2009, 01:33 PM
QUOTE (nikkiplz @ Feb 10 2009, 03:33 PM)

discusting.
i thought this was an entertaining pun, until i realized who wrote it.
Lizwoo
Feb 10 2009, 01:36 PM
I think that I lost my appetite.. & just in time for lunch!
Bobby
Feb 10 2009, 01:40 PM

Quadruple Bypass nom nom nom
nikkiplz
Feb 10 2009, 01:41 PM
this thread is full of disgusting.
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 01:42 PM
That's it Bobby. I'm going there this weekend, high as a mother fucking kite. You wanna go?
Bobby
Feb 10 2009, 01:43 PM
QUOTE (Prettier in Plaid @ Feb 10 2009, 02:42 PM)

That's it Bobby. I'm going there this weekend, high as a mother fucking kite. You wanna go?
Maybe, what day?
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 01:47 PM
I dunno. I never plan... uh...plans.
nikkiplz
Feb 10 2009, 01:48 PM
Bobby
Feb 10 2009, 01:48 PM
Well just text me whenever you wanna go. I had the double bypass last time and it was exhausting to eat.
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 02:02 PM
Crap, that just deflated my ambition.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Feb 10 2009, 02:17 PM
scott don't you have a gigantic appreciation for penis and referring to yourself in the third person?
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 02:19 PM
He does. Step off.
paige is a hosebeast
Feb 10 2009, 02:22 PM
i've had a garbage plate. so good.
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 10 2009, 02:23 PM
That's bad ass. That one sounded worth it.
Curbside Goodbye
Feb 10 2009, 02:44 PM
QUOTE (Rock_Dash3X @ Feb 10 2009, 03:33 PM)

QUOTE (Bobby @ Feb 10 2009, 04:40 PM)

quadrouple bypass burger + the thing brian posted = 2 things i plan on eating someday
Bobby
Feb 10 2009, 03:24 PM
QUOTE (Prettier in Plaid @ Feb 10 2009, 03:02 PM)

Crap, that just deflated my ambition.
You can do it dude, especially if you're high. The quadruple is only two pounds of beef and you get wheeled out to your car afterwards. But it's pretty expensive too.
Ddjembe Mutombo
Feb 10 2009, 06:14 PM
where can I find these bypass burgers?
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Feb 10 2009, 07:34 PM
QUOTE (fromthedepthsofdreams55 @ Feb 10 2009, 05:44 PM)

quadrouple bypass burger + the thing brian posted = 2 things i plan on eating someday
after boatloads of my semen, right?
danny.
Feb 10 2009, 08:47 PM
i need to move to the US.

this would have to be my favourite thing ever, however.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Feb 10 2009, 11:51 PM
yeah, you're from a place where coming to the US would actually result in thinner people around you.
danny.
Feb 11 2009, 02:13 AM
i have an awesome photo of four morbidly obese americans sitting side by side on a buckling bench at nordschwanstein that i took lying around somewhere... just sayin'.
Taters
Feb 11 2009, 04:31 AM
QUOTE (dannythepetrock @ Feb 11 2009, 12:47 PM)

i need to move to the US.

this would have to be my favourite thing ever, however.
Fried Mars/Snickers bars? I love eating them whenever I'm in Australia, nom nom nom.
And an average Australian apparently has a higher BMI than an average American. Which is really strange...
lukey
Feb 11 2009, 05:27 AM
what the hell is jolt cola
Lucas
Feb 11 2009, 05:33 AM
bad for you.
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 11 2009, 07:07 AM
QUOTE (Ddjembe Mutombo @ Feb 11 2009, 02:14 AM)

where can I find these bypass burgers?
Heart Attack Grill, here in AZ. The waitresses wear the stripper/halloween versions of nurse outfits. Apparently if you don't go on a friday night, they're ugly as hell. According to Blobby.
nikkiplz
Feb 11 2009, 07:41 AM
QUOTE (lukey @ Feb 11 2009, 05:27 AM)

what the hell is jolt cola
Its coke but it's super caffeinated?
nigga pleez
Feb 11 2009, 09:23 AM
YUM! This thread rules. I've had more than a handful of the things on that site. Fried oreos are missing. Fried cheesburgers. The Texas state fair fries everything.
And just want to put this out there: The new Red Bull Cola is crappy.
Bobby
Feb 11 2009, 09:25 AM
I went on a Tuesday night. There were three waitresses working, one was 40, one was a Asian geisha whore, the final one, the cook, was a neo-nazi. And they serve Mexican Coca Cola too which isn't as good as I used to think it was.
Rock_Dash3X
Feb 11 2009, 09:30 AM
QUOTE (Bobby @ Feb 11 2009, 09:25 AM)

I went on a Tuesday night. There were three waitresses working, one was 40, one was a Asian geisha whore, the final one, the cook, was a neo-nazi. And they serve Mexican Coca Cola too which isn't as good as I used to think it was.
Haha, Neo-Nazi. But yeah, maybe they didn't sell you Mexican Coke. Maybe the bottle was the same style. I don't like Coke, but Mexican Coke is good.
Bobby
Feb 11 2009, 09:35 AM
No, it was definitely Mexican Coke. The bottle was mostly in Spanish and it tasted like Mexican Coke tastes, except worse.
nigga pleez
Feb 11 2009, 09:38 AM
The chicks on the website look nice
lukey
Feb 11 2009, 12:08 PM
QUOTE (nikkiplz @ Feb 11 2009, 04:41 PM)

Its coke but it's super caffeinated?
so thats why its 'bad for me' xD
shit i gotta go there when i come to the US!
Bobby
Feb 11 2009, 12:10 PM
QUOTE (nigga pleez @ Feb 11 2009, 10:38 AM)

The chicks on the website look nice
That they do, if me and Scott go, we'll give you an update on the weekend crew. You better be excited for it!
nigga pleez
Feb 11 2009, 12:11 PM
Dear weekend,
Hurry up!!!!
Prettier in Plaid
Feb 11 2009, 03:44 PM
Yeah, I'll for sure text you Bob.
QUOTE (nigga pleez @ Feb 11 2009, 06:23 PM)

And just want to put this out there: The new Red Bull Cola is crappy.
Thank you! I got a free can of it outside a Mars Volta show, took one sip and immediately put it down.
QUOTE (Bobby @ Feb 11 2009, 06:25 PM)

I went on a Tuesday night. There were three waitresses working, one was 40, one was a Asian geisha whore, the final one, the cook, was a neo-nazi. And they serve Mexican Coca Cola too which isn't as good as I used to think it was.
Really? I fuckin' love Mexican Coke.
danny.
Feb 11 2009, 08:57 PM
QUOTE (Started A Fire @ Feb 11 2009, 11:31 PM)

Fried Mars/Snickers bars? I love eating them whenever I'm in Australia, nom nom nom.
And an average Australian apparently has a higher BMI than an average American. Which is really strange...
where have you been here?
and that's because the BMI system is outdated and flawed.
Uncle Fundip
Feb 11 2009, 09:12 PM
QUOTE (Prettier in Plaid @ Feb 11 2009, 03:44 PM)

Thank you! I got a free can of it outside a Mars Volta show, took one sip and immediately put it down.
A buddy's girlfriend worked for Red Bull and she brought a whole shit ton to their house. We all tried it, and the rest sat in the fridge until they moved out of the house. Terrible
Rani87
Feb 11 2009, 09:29 PM
I could go for a red bull and vodka
lukey
Feb 11 2009, 11:35 PM
red bull cola tastes like melted cola ice pop
but is it new in US?
nigga pleez
Feb 12 2009, 12:15 AM
QUOTE (Rani87 @ Feb 11 2009, 11:29 PM)

I could go for Becky
Taters
Feb 12 2009, 05:51 AM
QUOTE (dannythepetrock @ Feb 12 2009, 12:57 PM)

where have you been here?
and that's because the BMI system is outdated and flawed.
That I can remember: Perth, Melbourne, and Sydney. I think I've been to Brisbane though.
NoseBleed
Feb 12 2009, 06:22 AM

omfg, *pukes all over keyboard*
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