i love pho

i got love for pete and pho

Words with venom, words that bind,

words used like weapons to cloud my mind.

I'm a person, I'm a man,

but no matter how hard I try, people say "hey, there goes that ****** guy."

Everywhere I go its always the same,

I can't get away from that terrible name.

Hey ****** guy, ****** guy, ****** guy

STOP!

...now go...

Call me ****** guy,

fill me with your hate.

Try to bring me down.

Boop bop you're too late!

Someone just beat you too it, but my dream will not die.

To be thought of as more than just... ****** guy...

scissor me timbers

god i love south park...

i don't even know how two women make love...unless they like..scissor or something..

UH YEAH UH UH SCISSOR!

PISS!

PISS OUT OF MY ASS!

oh no dateline bam

i have never laughed so hard at south park before tonight

My cousin and I touched weiners.

yeah piss out your ass onto kyles moms fat fucking jew face!

*ahem*

beautiful episode i love to catch a predator.

I have to bend my neck and snap my fingers. Most people don't notice.

I missed it last night. Gonna watch it tonight on DVR.

Omg its Chris Hanson!

that line "they might give me an emmy" had me laughing so hard

i liked when he called the red head a "ginger retard"

it actually kinda started off slow, but the last half of it was hilarious

i was creeper out heavily to gingers even before eric showed me the light.

you had a thing for gingers?

you got me bravo.

"My cousin and I touched wieners"
haha

the dateline part was hillarious. the rest was kind of boring.

HAHAHA wow i didnt get that the first time around

i still dont get it.

the WoW episode won an emmy, and it was also the season premiere when it came out.

edit: yeah aaron got it

last night's Southpark episode was the funniest one i've seen since...i can't even remember when.

i'm not even sure, was that a new one? the one where Cartman fakes Tourette Syndrome.

yes, PISS OUT OF MY ASSHOLE

One of the funniest parts I think people might have missed was Cartman calling some kid a "shit fag". I've never heard those words used together and found it hilarious.

the whole episode was amazing. they even joked about how they should have thought of it earlier. the premise is fucking perfect. when they had all the kids sit down at that meeting and all their ticks started going off one after another, i almost passed out cuz i was laughing so hard for so long.

DICK SNEEZE!!!!

That episode was fucking genius.

"if i could say titty sprinkles to the principal i would be so happy."

tonights episode was really fucking awesome. the fact that its a trilogy is so epically sick.

do new episodes not play in canada or something? they played jubilee tonight instead of the new one, i'm pissed!

if you had comdey central maybe.

they also play new episodes on the comedy network sometimes.

like the N-word-guy episode was on like 2 weeks ago

i keep waiting in fear for south park to lose its edge but this season is amazing.

Southpark is going to be one of those shows where I'm going to be 30 and watching it still. I've been watching it since second grade and am now a senior still watching it. Its going to be on forever.

the best part about southpark is its replayability; i'm always high as hell when i watch them, and so they're always a bit blurred in my memory. it's like watching a new episode each time.

yeah my babysitter watched it when it first came out and used to let me watch it on videotape when my parents were gone i was not aloud to watch it or beavis and butthead.

The only reason I know I've watched it since second grade is because my friend says that my teacher was talking about it in class and how we shouldn't be watching a certain show and described it, apparently I was like oh you mean south park. haha

"fuh-fuck me its a leprechaun" - jimmy

ahah.

my parents rented me the videos of the first season when they just came out. in fact, my grandma told me that "god didnt want me watching it," which is weird because the first three times i tried to actually watch the tape, there was some weird coincidence that led to me not watching it. the weirdest incident was when i put it "cartman gets an anal probe", and the literal second that the intro music started, the transformer a few houses down blew and we lost power.

faggot, out.

Same here. Except it was my friend's babysitter. She would bring over taped South Park episodes way back in the day when she babysat and we'd watch them over at his house. She was ridiculously hot if I remember correctly. Hot babysitters were the shit.

But yeah my mom didn't want me watching any of that shit, but me and my dad would watch Beavis and Butthead sometimes after my mom went to bed. Those were the days.

Watch it fellas, I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us...

hahahahaha
wow. fucking nailed it.

This trilogy is fucking awesome.

Man those critters are so fucking disturbing.