i totally have to shit. but im at work and hate shitting anywhere but home.

how does everyone else feel about this?

only 2 more hrs to go.

me too, i try to hold it in till my farts just keep slipping out uncontrollaby[a.k.a. im gonna have to shit NOW!], then i have to lay 5 layers of T.P. on each side of the bowl and hover and inch above it and just release. im a bitch, i know. same rules for shitten at school too.

haha.

i would NEVER shit at school. i left class once because i had to shit so bad.

shitbreak

I'm at work more than home so I dig the work poop

i like to relax while pooing.....thats when i do most of my thinking.....i think all the great minds were like that....plato aristotle einstien Pee Wee Herman etc

if its at school or work i wipe the seat off and the poop. i really dont give a fuck.

pooping at work isnt that bad,whats worse is when you are peeing in the urinal and your boss walks in and goes to the urinal right next to you...are you supposed to talk to him or not?? i think it would be odd holding a convo with your boss while his dick is out

I work at the YMCA... i trust the toliets there. it seems like somebody is cleaning it frequently enough for me to do my duty in there(Sorry... i had to)

I can never shit at school. The toilet paper is usually pissed on and none of the stalls have locks. Personally I don't like to be fucked with while I'm shitting.

nothing personal, this just has to be said





oh yeah, like you're not used to his wang being out in front of you....

its nice to just sit there and poop while everyone else is working

hahaha imagine shitting at my school. you have to shit so bad you have to use that bathrooms or else you will shit yourself, so you run down stairs and you go to the nearest stall and drop them pants like they were hot potatoes and but before you do that you wipe the piss, shit, and pube ridden seat and put multiple layers of toliet paper on teh seat so you dont pick some thing up. so you are trying to shit as fast as possible cuase,get this our bathrooms stalls dont have doors, you are in fear of some one walkin in on you taking a stinking hot dump. yea it sucks

at Milwaukee School of Engineering, their bathrooms didn't have seperate stalls.

Just three toilets in a row, against a wall. Nothing keeping you from the next person.

situation: you're taking a dump, reading the paper..
guy comes in, plops next to you to shit. and he asks you for a section of the paper as well.

how fucking creepy would that be.

seriously, i can't pee in public places, let alone poop.

girls dont poop....

i've had to poop at work a few times, its not very enjoyable, especially when once you're done and you walk out of the stall a fellow employee is there......so they know that you are the one who just made the entire place smell like crap.....

ah god....school is the worst though, especially highschool, so many kids think its funny to do the stupidist/dirtiest shit.......my college campus is a million times better though....

I laugh at the kids in school that are too self-concious to piss next to someone, (its different if you know the person and you are debating whether or not to speak to them).....but these kids are too self conscious to piss with anyone next to them.....so they wait an extra five minutes for the corner urinal......stupid kids....

lol. i just can't pee in around other people.
and not being i'm "self concious" of doing so.

if i'm with a friend, and i hum while i pee in the stall next to them, i can go pee. otherwise , ic an't.

ahahah theres this girl at my school and she thinks her shit dont stink so i call her in my head jillian shit dont stink

pooping somewere else but home is not good at all....
when i poop i take the paper rest and think.... its my 20 min of me and myself debating, nothing quite like it

what exactly would you pick up from the seat?




yeah but fucking gross mexican pirate whores do.

well im not sure what i would pic up but what ill tell you what i could pick up if i didnt go through my little procedure
1. other pubes
2. piss
3. little pieces of shit cause some people cant aim

All you have to do is wipe off the seat. Diseases arent transmitted through toilet seats. Your state sucks too.

yes it does, one side is all mountains/hills and the other is all flat hahaha but when i move i will miss this place theres a sense of security here you leave your house and car doors unlocked and stuff, well i do anyways we dont have to deal with dicks until tourist season every body know everybody and stuff like that

Maybe you should learn how to deal with run-on sentences.

When my brother was in highschool, some kid pooped in a sock, and smeared it all over the lockers. Not just any lockers, but the ones near the Caff.

i am that kid....the sock was my sisters and was a fruit of the loom if im correct...and now i sit back and think of the times i had in high school and laugh a little laugh to myself and i say "Derek, someday youll get a job in advertising and wont have to sell semen to stay afloat."

how about pooping at home? cause thats what i am about to do

i hate public bathrooms. i only go if i'm really drunk and really need to. otherwise, i can hold it.

if i have to poo i poo, but i dont like the cracks in the poopers, and in the locker room everyone does it, and you can see them through the little cracks, but then when i do it i use towels, jackets, whatever to cover the holes cause i like privacy

K I just pooped at work for the first time in 8 months. It was quite enjoyable, after cleaning the seat AND putting paper on it of course.

when i was in middle school, we were getting ready to go swimming for p.e. and this kid runs into the locker room bathroom and poops in the urinal. Shit starts dripping down his leg and then he jumped in the pool.... it was pretty gross.

Pooped at work for the first time yesterday. I never really had to shit at work before, so it was a first. Not as bad as all you kids make it out to be. Just lay some TP on the seats and let it rip. And when you're done, go in the breakroom and joke about it with all the guys. Simple.

I don't know if I'll ever shit any place but home again. I work in a Verizon Store for Flextronics and there is only one stall in our bathroom. I walked in today as some smelly, fat black customer walked out, and the sight and smell has honestly scarred me. I'm not sure how someone does this, but there were logs on the floor, seat, and in the bowl, and shit smeared on the wall, handicap bar, and toilet paper roll holder. And there was no toilet paper in the bowl or anywhere to be seen. Grossest shit I've ever witnessed.

that happens in our PUBLIC WOMEN'S washroom all the time.
the shit (no pun intended) that happens in there is fucking disgusting.

but a good place to collect rum bottles!!

i feel like this happens at places all the time, it's weird, the movie theater i worked at had a similar incident, except the asshole couldn't even wait to get to the bathroom, they some how ended up shitting on the wall right outside the theater

thank god i wasn't working that day (though i did work a day when the suaged back up in the lobby/concession stand)

Yes it happens all the time, happened more than once when I worked at the grocery store.

thats fucked up.

had no idea there was a thread about this but

naw. thats poo.

my dorm floor freshman year had 4 or 5 gay guys on it and it was common to walk in the bathroom and to find the toilet seat, bowl, and some surrounding porcelain to be covered in anal blood splatter. there would also be bloody condoms in the trash can from time to time.

now back to the topic... I once walked in there and found the most epic tire mark ever. I took this picture and it has been on my phone since.



that shit is intense. I have taken a lot of power dumps and diarrheas in my life but have never left a trail that righteous...

edit: how is it so far up the toilet bowl??? haha... I have never thought about that before.

a few of my friends and i have been sending pictures of our shit to each other over the past year... it started with my friend shell being on tour. "a shit in every city" hahaha, its good times.

i used to have a picture on my old phone of the worst dump ever... it was piled up out of the water. there were 3 separate piles on the seat. two more on the floor... and shit smeared all over the tank, handle and wall. i have no idea how this even happened, but my guess is it was a team effort.

i wish i still had that pic. i have to find out if anyone still has it saved...



edit: i once left an epic log in the tank... commonly refereed to as an "upper deck" had to leave something for the people that moved in after us..

I'm getting dizzy from all those pictures. I still haven't eaten breakfast and my appetite is already lost.

Eat Shit! French Fries!




get it?? see what i did there?? i crack me up!

it what is commonly referred to here as a reverse kanga. you basically shit facing the tank. it takes quite some effort, because you have to completely remove your pants and underwear to achieve success.

also, i use the disabled toilet at work when i'm taking a shit. pristine and quite spacious.

and in terms of other people taking a shit at your workplaces in shitty places - i work at a pool. kids shit in the pool. i get to clean it up with a sweet remote control vacuum.

when i had an hourly job, it was the greatest thing ever to poop and get paid for it. really great times. at the time i was getting paid 19 dollars an hour, i'd say my average shit takes about 20 minutes which means i made about 3 dollars and 80 cents shitting. fuckin a

fuck damnit, i'm gagging.. i posted before i read the thread. sick fucks, and i'm crazy? postin ya poops on dem internets.. shit.

Its glorious taking a shit at school. A true great feeling. Cos its last days this week of school here mate did a reverse kanga.

Reverse Kanga = AC Slater