He will lose it. We're going to pay to make sure of it.

Anyone willing to make a donation?

I'd like to add that I was part of the inspiration towards the making of this.

i'm in. neteller or paypal?

donate enough for him to come to england.

this needs a website...we need to look official

do you have any bracelets or anything...

...laminated cards!

yeah you missed it

haha

We need an office. Yes, an office, with a fountain in our lobby. A big fountain. The bigger the better.

southpark...

do i get my own thread when I lose my virginity

Nah.

yes i do

2000

my v-card will be gone in less than a month. this is fact.

my birthday is saturday, shes coming over to help get ready for my party, my mom works til 9.

I wonder what she would think if she read your posts about trying to get her to give you her virginity, I for one would assume she would be very creeped out. There are certain things you don't share on a message board broseph.

|| thunder is stolen ||

ass...

Not only that, but don't be so sure. You two might not do anything. Don't be so hasty with your mindset. Anything could go wrong. She might not even want to do it.

actually, im not counting on it

You shouldn't be anyway. When it's supposed to happen, it'll happen.

i on the other hand AM counting on it....



|| revs up thunder again ||

how's that andy?

Creepy.

he's talking to me, insinuating he wants pictures of my girlfriend naked

Really? He was too subtle for me to get that on my own.

hahahahahaha this page has been a wise wise wise page.

guhhhh. Thanks Dad!

Don't you have shitloads of girl problems?

zing!

Yeah Mark...don't you have the worst batting average here?

god damnit kyle i swear to god if you don't fuck her i'm gonna kill you. fuck her for me kyle for me!

set up a cam just in case

What the fuck is Kyle even doing here?
This is Andy's thread.
Andy, wreck up some chick's colon.

ha has anyone see that video where a guy has a "hidden" camera and the girls sees it and freaks out on him?

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=c...ghttapinggf.wmv

If you guys wanna see Kyles wangenheimer just ask him.

Kyle..can I see your wangenheimer?

i don't know what's funnier here.

Auto response from yourlocalcinema: BOTH roommates have girlfriends in here.

...in bed (alone) and crying myself to sleep

I thought of Andy when I saw the Fourty Year Old Virgin

a lot of people did...

drink some samuel jackson. you'll be fucking fat chicks in no time. you might even figh a brother or two.

duh, why do you think the main character's name was andy

hahahaha aw so cruel

It is true though

Andy the day it happens.
I'm gonna be so happy.
I was hoping it would be natalie portman you quitter