russ the witty fuck
rocking out to saves the day
owns at basketball

this thread sucks real bad
stick my dick in a toaster
please lock this thread thanks

my stomach still stings
i swallowed a jellyfish
it's dancing inside

five syllables here
seven syllables go here
five syllables here

i wake up in bed
I feel pain in my ear
i go back to sleep

ok kids let's do this together

one,
two,
three,
four,
five,
six,
seven

that's right!

lori did not do
a haiku in that last post
oh well i dont care.

lori drinks unicum

the guy above this post
is stating the goddamn truth
i want to be drunk

once again twas not
the haiku was fucked up bad
6 in his first line

shit I knew above was 2. DAMN!

zombie zombie steve
stephen stephen stephen steve
BONER BONER BONER BONER BONER

hahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahahaha

holy shit russ-o-saurus
you never fail to amaze me
I'm laughing so hard

no god dammit that doesnt work!

you tell me.

I've been sick as fuck
all weekend and im pissed off
someone please shoot me

Lori I truly think
That you want Russ' ballsack
You can't deny it

meh :>

"Lori I truly think" is 6...

Dodgeball tomorrow
lots of fun and games and food
dodgeball tomorrow

this science course sucks
eat my dick mcconeghy
you should fucking choke

its only 5

unless you pronounce lori as "lo-ri"

hey when i say it theres only one clap

got eim !!

bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump

p.s. you're welcome, everyone, for bringing back the greatest thread ever.

Peach snapple is great
Ice cold peachy sweet goodness
Get in my belly

i like green tea more
arizona is the best
snapple tastes like shit

what do you know huh
go back to your home ms. paige
which is whore island

I'm off to go golf
Let's hope there are no golf carts
I don't want to die

i like to beat off
until the lotion runs out
then i take a nap

wrong in so many ways
you have no sense of taste
and green tea sucks

five syllables here
then seven more on line two
then its five again

i quite like seinfeld
on this evening's episode
jerry's things get robbed

Talmbout sippin purp
I'm a thug know that nigga
Represent my block

i heard that lucas
poops in his mom's huge booty
lol at lucas

I like this!

watch this thread get jacked
bryan is a haiku pimp
fuck yo couch nigga

bump because i am
stealing some of these haikus
for an art project.

i love everything about this.

Adam, will you make one?
With all of your pent up rage
I'm sure I would laugh

EDIT: I pronounce it Adm, so one syllable. I'm not Ranier Wolfcastle and don't pronouce it AD-AM

Well, you could have just modified the line to "Adam, please make one?" and retained the Wolfcastleism.

I have a few awful haikus I could share, but nobody wants that.

Where did dharma go?
That pesky ben and his gas,
he's got crazy eyes.

Better use of time?
Simulate RAID array or
watch "Dexter" online?

Michael Bluth, "I'm out.
development arrested.
this family sucks."

Listen to The Streets.
Mike Skinner's amazing beats,
they get me moving.

if anyone is interested, the thing i stole them for is here.

http://udel.edu/~lnewman

first blog entry, click on the word bonsai or the picture.

you made that whole website?

yes i made the whole website, but the haiku thing is just the popup in the first blog post.

its pretty clean, dude.

red, orange, yellow, white
all are good except the green
i heart gummy bears

Holy Fucking Shit!
Battlestar Galactica,
I forgot to watch

something in this past
episode of lost i missed
should i rewatch it?