http://castledefend.jarkey.net/

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I played this in school once during a block class. I was so bored. I got to the point where I had so many archers and other guys that I didn't even need to watch the game to win.

i used to play this game all the time. never really took the time to try and get far, but i will now... JUST SO I CAN TRY AND DEFEAT RUSS AND BECOME INTERNET CHAMPION! ...

This game kills my hand.

i waited like 5 minutes for any of those fuckers to come

what theee fuck?!

ok brian

hahahaha

hahahaha

i stopped playing after level 5. i'm trying to get ready to go out. it should let you pause. i guess internet stardom will have to wait another day..

u can save

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im such a elite castle defender!!!!!!

Oh man, we played this game for a whole term during one of our aiding periods. Granted it's not nearly as cool 'cause there was three of us trading off, but I'll ask my buddies how far we got.

you could pretend that this castle represents your mothers uterus and you are trying to stop all the sperm from fertilizing the egg


unless thats...just a "me" thing :cry:

I guess it's just a you thing because I don't think about my mom and sperm.

He's just making a wrong a right dude. I mean nobody wants to personally empregnate their mother.

I've got nothing better to do, so I left the game running and I have 433120 points right now.

that's not possible, seeing as how you lose archers, wizards, and craftsmen after 3 levels or so, and you have to kill the big guys manually
unless i'm making some horrible mistake

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those huge fucking guys came out of nowhere and tore my shit down

You have to have enough cash to pay for the units you buy during a round at the end of the round. My guess is that you couldn't pay for all of the units you had and they got taken away.

i don't believe you
take a screen shot :roll:

Haha, I'll see if I didn't clear my cache. Otherwise I'll just have to do it again.
It's sad that I'm bothering to prove this...

I still don't know how to use the bomber guys on the right...

I tryed picking up a guy and throwing them towards the bombers and then blowing the bomber up when they enemy guy was near hahah didnt do anything. I dunno.

I would do the same thing. If I couldn't watch it in class I'd just walk away 'cause I had already bought so much shit. Even the biggies didn't stand a chance. Oh the biggies.

what do the buildings you buy do, help a newb

You don't lose your guys after 3 levels.... I got to like... 10 or 11, and then they were taken away. But this was a long time ago, so they could have changed the game since then.

i know a girl named castle