rawr its edward
Jun 18 2005, 08:21 PM
QUOTE (karebear @ Jun 18 2005, 10:11 AM)
2.5 years going on 50.
at least that's the way it feels.
which can be a bad thing but usually it's a good thing.
regardless, no one out there could be more perfect for either of us than each other.
and we still neverevereverever fight. it's as close to perfect as you can get, basically.

Awww, that was cute.
Robb_Laver
Jun 19 2005, 12:37 AM
QUOTE (ashlee @ Jun 18 2005, 07:40 PM)
Look at my avatar and take a guess.
shit stain
Jun 19 2005, 09:52 AM
QUOTE (paige is a hosebeast @ Jun 19 2005, 03:44 AM)
hahahahahaha
paige is a hosebeast
Jun 19 2005, 10:23 AM
QUOTE (shit stain @ Jun 19 2005, 10:52 AM)
answer the question or get out of the thread, boner.
and arent you and christian supposed to have like 4 girlfriends each right now?
beloved_kid
Jun 19 2005, 12:58 PM
me and my girlfriend have been been "officially" dating for 6 months, but weve been best friends since 8th grade and were basically dating last summer we just never made it serious until december
tinkerbell
Jun 19 2005, 02:36 PM
finally over a crappy on again/off again relationship.
so im enjoying being single for now, but kinda into this guy, we'll see what happens!
ashlee
Jun 19 2005, 02:37 PM
QUOTE (Robb_Laver @ Jun 19 2005, 01:37 AM)
.dekkert.
Jun 19 2005, 02:40 PM
I've been single for WAY too long
tinkerbell
Jun 19 2005, 02:42 PM
my ex is moving to thailand (for 6 months), which is probably the best thing to ever happen to me. being that far away is pretty much the only way to be sure we're not gonna start with the on/off thing again.
Robert Hamburger
Jun 19 2005, 02:43 PM
he better not be into graffiti
he might get caned
tinkerbell
Jun 19 2005, 02:46 PM
im pretty sure hes not

...
i dont care what he does while hes there, its far away and thats all that matters!
nigga pleez
Jun 19 2005, 02:47 PM
He's probably going to have sex. Does that make you jealous?
Robert Hamburger
Jun 19 2005, 02:50 PM
Yea but not regular sex. Sex with prostitutes. Thailand is whorehouse capital of the world. Other than Steve's house.
MHS JOKE HI-YOOOOO!
.dekkert.
Jun 19 2005, 02:51 PM
And not regular prostitutes, because like 90% of em is either shemale or a minor.
tinkerbell
Jun 19 2005, 02:51 PM
QUOTE (nigga pleez @ Jun 19 2005, 03:47 PM)
He's probably going to have sex. Does that make you jealous?
oh, im 100% positive he'll be fucking around. it is kinda weird to think about, but jealous no, ive got other interests
tinkerbell
Jun 19 2005, 02:54 PM
eeeeeeew, he is gonna come back with a few stds for sure.
Ambush
Jun 19 2005, 03:15 PM
Thailand might be the whorehouse capital of the world, but half of those prostitutes are transvestites.
How do I know this?
My parents are from Thailand.
Robert Hamburger
Jun 19 2005, 03:35 PM
So your mom is a dad?
Ambush
Jun 19 2005, 03:36 PM
I can't say I haven't questioned it...
Robert Hamburger
Jun 19 2005, 03:37 PM
Its ok Jo Jo. You can always become Homer's helper monkey again.
shit stain
Jun 19 2005, 08:05 PM
QUOTE (paige is a hosebeast @ Jun 19 2005, 06:23 PM)
answer the question or get out of the thread, boner.
and arent you and christian supposed to have like 4 girlfriends each right now?
whose saying we don't?
paige is a hosebeast
Jun 19 2005, 08:48 PM
QUOTE (shit stain @ Jun 19 2005, 09:05 PM)
i am.
clareface
Jun 23 2005, 02:05 PM
QUOTE (JOBBER @ Jun 20 2005, 12:15 AM)
Thailand might be the whorehouse capital of the world, but half of those prostitutes are transvestites.
this'll make my trip that much more fun
Prettier in Plaid
Jun 23 2005, 03:42 PM
Taken bitches.
owl
Jun 23 2005, 03:50 PM
not anymore....sad face
I'm in the mood for updating my status. I'm now officially taken.
Not that anyone, cares, but I'm just so excited about this relationship.
MEdividedbyME
Jun 23 2005, 04:08 PM
im single. it makes me cry.
sammy
Jun 23 2005, 06:13 PM
i'm single. it makes me a bitter hag.
Taylor.
Jun 23 2005, 06:18 PM
I second sam...
but single does have it's perks.
sammy
Jun 23 2005, 06:31 PM
maybe if you can get some.
i can't, and honestly don't even have the interest.
FUBAR
Jun 23 2005, 07:07 PM
You're a bitter hag regardless.
Uncle Fundip
Jun 23 2005, 09:17 PM
GOD it's so hard hanging out with her.
It's like putting pizza and diet coke on the other side of bulletproof glass. I hate it.
Malroy
Jun 23 2005, 09:19 PM
QUOTE (samantha renee @ Jun 23 2005, 06:13 PM)
i'm single. it makes me a bitter hag.
Same.
it also makes me ridiculously lonley, and i whine about it, and then my friends get mad at me.
mymyk
Jun 23 2005, 09:41 PM
been 5 months 2 days ago
me and my baby:
adam.
Jun 23 2005, 10:03 PM
HAHAHAH
johnnyperfect
Jun 23 2005, 10:15 PM
=)
alex.
Jun 23 2005, 11:50 PM
singular.
Prettier in Plaid
Jun 24 2005, 01:39 AM
Suckers.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Jul 13 2006, 06:22 AM
anyone who reads the drunk/high/on drugs thread knows i'm single and complaining.
arnell
Jul 13 2006, 06:26 AM
single and patiently waiting
sammy
Jul 13 2006, 06:49 AM
random bump!
taken for 8&1/2 months.
I can hardly believe it.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Jul 13 2006, 06:52 AM
kicking my longest-relationship ass.
but then again you probably have a few years on me.
mark.
Jul 13 2006, 06:59 AM
6 years was mine niggys.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Jul 13 2006, 07:06 AM
holy fucking shit how do you manage that? how old were you?
mark.
Jul 13 2006, 07:13 AM
Started in 5th grade, but we managed to keep it going til early my junior year in high school. So, I must have done something right.
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Jul 13 2006, 07:16 AM
hahh, i'd say 5th grade doesn't count, but yeah i mean if you meant it, who cares? and it's not like i didn't have my 5th grade crushes. and if you held it for six years, then yeah, must've been doing something right hehe
what's your longest been since then though?
mark.
Jul 13 2006, 07:19 AM
A few months? hahaha
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Jul 13 2006, 07:21 AM
hahaha, well, i guess i'm not alone. though i haven't had a relationship in like a year...well, a year at the end of this month.
mark.
Jul 13 2006, 07:21 AM
I haven't either. My last relationship was the ex that moved to California with the dude she got pregnant to. Then again, tonight I'm hanging out with this girl that I used to date on and off in high school; she's fucking gorgeous. Maybe my luck will change for once. I'm buying Garden State from Walmart and we're sitting in the back of her car and watching movies. Sweet!
xXx Tears of a Phoenix xXx
Jul 13 2006, 07:23 AM
hey, garden state will make you feel uber lonely. and if you're watching it with a female alone in a car...
well...you know how that song goes...
"backseat, windows up..."
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