chx r 4 fggts

Yeah, I'm not going to talk to her anymore. I can't deal with someone else who does drugs and shit all the time, because she told me she needed my help to stop, but when I told her to come out here and stay the night at my friend's place with me because I wanted her to be away from the drugs, she just went and did them anyway. She's a mess, and I can't be involved with that.

so no vacation now..? that blows mark. keep your chin up

Naw, I'm definitely still going on vacation. Probably just with a female friend now.

You better fuck her.

Hahahaha.

This is the girl I'm thinking of asking to go with me. I was in a band with this kid Cody a while back, and I met his younger sister (She's like 17-18). She's so cute and she's a sweet girl. I saw her at the show I went to last Friday to see Grace Gale, and she hugged me and then had her arms around my waist the whole night with her head buried in my chest. It was cute.

she looks better than the last pirate hooker. ask her

ehh friend's sisters are rarely a good thing to be honest. my brother got pretty annoyed when one of his friends and i hooked up briefly.

true. but my sister is dating one of my best friends. i was heated at first but i don't know of a better guy for my sister to be with, and they've been together for over a year now. mark seems like a relatively good guy, her brother will get over it

I'm not friends with him anymore. In fact, he's a big morphine junkie, so I doubt we'd even get along anymore.

Mark is a gateway drug.

Totally. Hahaha. Not sure why you're saying that though.

Where do you find all of these drug addicts mark?

pittsburgh.

This is America

Really?

She's 17 Mark, admit it.

regarding your sig stevesy, what is steve from full house up to these days

I'd be the guy to give it a chance, I mean, whats the worst that will happen, unless you guys have drunken sex without a condom or birth control


I dated trickedthepigs's sister once. Damn she's fine.


way hotter then the last girl. Get it.

shes really cute. reminds me a bit of angelina jole

angelina jole is disgusting.

you are a lucky guy

Angelina Jolie?! Jesus, she doesn't kiss curling irons guys. Damn.

Steve, I honestly have no idea if she's 17 or 18. I'm out of the loop.

Due to state and federal law that loop might be something you should get into. You dirty, dirty, dirty old man.

Yeah you should figure it out, don't wana end up like this dude

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=wilson

Yeah mang. Fuck me being 20.

Plus, you know, I'm a virgin.

yea, but what got him in trouble was the bj.

Thanks for the 411 Lloyd.

Poor guy.

I have a date tomorrow.
The plan is to get lunch and then see what happens.
How does this sound: Get lunch to go, get a movie from blockbuster and go back to my house.

I wish i had some better ideas.

sounds like a good plan...if you have some game up yours sleeve

Thats always a solid date. If not, just take her out to eat or get some coffee, every girl loves coffee, every girl.

true story

starbucks frowns upon you fingering the girl under the table. just a heads up.

I am not that dirty.

I am.

No Im kidding.

But seriously.... I am.

just do the nasty in public. it turns some girls on reaaaal hardcore.

its kinda like crank. they love it

knew i shouldn't have posted that picture.

very true. i went on a date to a coffee shop once, and we ended up sitting outside talking for like three hours. it was pretty sweet.

why? because you just got done chewing gravel?



yeah im sure the guy was just nodding and looking at his watch until it was time to take you back to fuck

Thinking about starbucks is making me reminisce about the time I went on a date at starbucks with a guy I really didn't like.

not really. it was one of those good convos. we both talked. and i never fucked the dude.

coffee is generic but if you have a good convo it can be a great way to start something.

yeah, coffee is ideal for a first date. the worst is watching a movie in a theatre, you can't talk.

I usually go get something to eat at a burger place like stake and shake. Not high quality food or anything, but it does its job. Movies are alright. Starbucks is good if you are a smooth conversationalist like myself. And then after you pick your choice take her back to her place.

id totally agree with that.

ive been on 1 too many dates to the movies. By time you guys get out of the theater, its late, and she usually has to be home soon. So basically you have that awkward goodbye and the feeling that you learned absolutely nothing tonight. Never makes for a good date.

coffee is waaaay chill. i took a girl to starbucks one spring evening and then we hopped in my toaster and i drove her to this hilltop overlooking a small portion of our hometown. I spreaded the blanket on the ground behind my car, and opened the hatch to play some tunes ( i have a remote for my stereo system).

We ended up listening to the NFG 'coming home' album and drinking some starbucks. All that was missing was the bon bons

Needless to say it was like the best date ever. we chatted for probably 2.5 hours on that hill. Things were great. Id kill for another evening like that. It was the shit they write songs about.

Girls love creativity

that sounds like a perfect date. only guys in movies do those sorta things. haha.

I have a really hard time starting conversations.I have to be really drunk to be able to talk to a girl otherwise I'm to shy and get really nervous, it sucks.

i can only tell a guy i like them when i'm drinking. i have no confidence at all when it comes to that sorta stuff.

I cant even talk to a girl and if i do none of it makes sense and it ends the conversation really fast. haha. oooh well.