I think the best part of the whole story was the 'then my mom wandered in' part

Oop too late.

hahahahahaha

it tends to be a recurring theme in these stories for me.

I am fairly sly, but locking the door seems to be a detail i often look over

your mom probably dropped to her knees and thanked god when she saw girls in your bed.

LOL

So my friend set me up on a blind date with a girl named Lori...

hahahaha if its a big austrian guy, you should put out.

Uhhhh

Yeah that's what I thought when I read that... 2 girls let you take video and pictures of you screwing them at the same time? Pretty sweet if it's true. But I hope you have an appointment already lined up for Monday to get your shit tested because that's about as slutty as it gets.

haha To James post yes its a kid I know in those pictures. Maybe If I ever even played guitar hero I'd bust out acoustic guitar hero in the middle of nowhere at a lunch meeting haha. I only have real guitars which are gay.

i know them both fairly well. One is my ex gf ( i think i said that a couple pages back?) and the other is her friend who always had a thing for me. Not exactly strangers

more reasonable respose: we used protection.
not reasonable respose: oh I know these girls. I am sure they stay away of wild promiscuous sex.

One of the many lessons I've learned in life is that you should never think you know just how slutty/respectable a girl is because they're fucking sneaky bitches. Luckily I haven't had to learn the hard, burning, itching way.

i love a girl. it just happened recently.

Have you tried http://www.emo-corner.com/forums/index.php ??

this is about a real connection bro.

oh my b

name maryjane?

I've only smoked one time in 5 months. But the name is close.

its cool dude, it was just a joke.

Ever since I got dumped back in April I've been whoring around not really caring about anyone along the way... But I genuinely miss really having someone you love around. I was just listening to Chris Brown's last album (I know, I know) and that song With You had some lyrics that made me realise this just now (and oh, I'm into you and girl no one else would do, with every kiss and every hug, you make me fall in love and now I know I can't be the only one, I bet there's hearts all over the world tonight, with the love of their life who feel what I feel when I'm with you, with you, with you, with you, with you...)

Damn you Chris Brown, but I think I'm gonna handle that date on Wednesday a bit different now... Mr. Nakamura, could you look into the future again? Stop drinking Hoegaarden though, that's gross.

I KNOW DUDE. I'm just trying to distance myself from the pothead logo, didn't know if people still thought i was a high guy.

You provided an excellent plug Lucas.

fair enough. i thought you had been pretty drug free recently, but the joke presented itself.

lucas because of your union jack i'm voting you best sig

sweet.

omg i was going best sig / ava

Does not compute.

Too busy laughing at Steve's and Ian's posts.

This is weird but a chick I was really into for a while and pretty sure she was into me just called me and we were talking for a long time. Turns out shes not going out with the dude she started talking to after me anymore, so she calls me. On one hand I can still see myself being into her but on the other i'm not gonna be the guy she can run to when nothing else is going on. I also am talking to 2-3 other chicks that I could possibly be with so its a complicated situation.

LOL

License > 15

I'm calling bullshit on that backseatchris story.

either that, or bitches were beat out the frame.

Even if it did happen, that goofy ass 20 year old shouldn't be living with his parents anyway.

i can't believe that guy's older than us

why shouldnt i be living with my parents while im in college?

What college do you go to?

You're 20.

I did 2 years at the college of William & Mary and finished w/ an associates degree. (i lived on campus for this, obviously)

And this week, i finish a semester at Anne Arundel Community College, and then i have 1 more semester at AACC in the Spring of 08.

For the Fall of 08, i have already been accepted into Johns Hopkins University (JHU). I will probably spend another 2-3 years there depending on the class load.

I'm sure they weren't top notch biddies.

I just find it really hard to believe that he's that much of a pathetic loser that he'd continuously make stories like this up.

I believe him yo. I don't know why, but I do. Guess that quote.



And whoa, you went to William and Larry? What years? That's in my hometown.

It could be worse. Atleast he's going to college. He really though should get a place.

this is an invalid argument

I love it when people think talking like a computer makes them sound more witty

I attended fall 05 - spring 07 ( 4 semesters).

I have a lot of friends that go there. I actually lived on Matoaka Court the summer before last and partied all summer with William and Mary kids. Great summer but Williamsburg is still a weak ass party town.

I don't see why everyone is always on Chris's dick.

For a bunch of 18, 19 year olds +, it's really lame. Grow the fuck up guys.

Alright, well maybe this one will be "valid". You willingly bring home girls to your PARENTS house to have sex with them, with your PARENTS in the other room. And to top it off, after you're done having sex with said girls, your PARENTS walk in and see you laying in bed with the two naked. I'm sure your PARENTS are proud of you.

I already have a place set to move in to on Febuary 1. Its going to be 2 friends and myself....but probably a fourth if one of our other friend commits.

I have only been home since May, which is when my last semester at W&M ended.

Its not easy finding a place when you 20 years old that is affordable, but we found one. We are actually living in a house and not a shitty town home or apartment. We wanted something where we wouldnt have bitchy neighbors or noise complaints and we found it. It has taken us 6+ months to find someone that would rent a house out to 3-4 college aged kids at an affordable price.

If I went to community college, I would live with my parents. I don't see the big deal. Why waste the money?

So you can have sex in peace.

He's not having sex every night.