mistaken.

damn, I knew something was wrong.

broke up with my boyfriend yesterday!

wow, i can't believe he actually said "mistaking"

I know dude. He is so grammatically incorrect.

if you were ricky, you would've said "grammatically uncorrect"

Oh man, I'm stoned and that is so funny.

I'm not and it is still funny

when I think in my head of what I'm going to say, it comes out perfect. Though when I reread a post like 2+ days later, it's just like what the fuck was i trying to say.

Here's some advice: stop posting.

funniest board member of the year award goes to that guy.

seriously how do you come up with this shit? is it a work in progress or does it just come to you?

Normally I sit down with my notebook every night before I go to bed and create some ideas on how to make fun of people the next day on the saoboard. The next day when reading the posts on here, an opportunity may arise to harass someone, at this point I rush into my room to grab the notebook and then furiously flip through the pages and try to find an insult harsh or witty enough to post.

In fact, this paragraph above was in this notebook.

ZOMGZ SARKASM OVURLOAD1!!!1!!

See the funny thing here is that Ricky is 15; what are your guys' excuses?

Last time I heard, being fifteen wasn't an excuse to be an ignorant, elitist asshole who tends to talk big about shit he knows little about.

Using the whole 'age' thing conversely like that is just as bad as being condescending about it, by the way.

i liked this.

I'm just glad to know that a person who has less than 2 years on me can be so mature and have such a great understanding of the world.


I laughed as well.

You do realize the inherent irony in pulling out the whole 'age' card when it's been used countless times against you? Not to mention that the very post you're responding to addresses that?

At any rate, I'm not lashing out or having a little hate-crusade against you. I'm just saying, get some new ways to refute people. It gets tiring if you only have the same few default rebuttals that you use over and over.

I don't mean a dick because I do like you, but I am being condescending, because by posting something like this:



is a little unnecessary, you're just further perpetuating any existing retarded argument between the two, not to mention you weren't really involved to begin with, at least maybe not in this thread. It's like you're trying to butt your way into someone else's argument or something, I dunno, I don't want to start an argument about this so I won't post about it anymore.

Well, I would think that the fact that this is an public community message board implies that all 'conversations' and 'arguments' are, in a sense, open for other people to comment upon (though that can vary).

Otherwise, your point is pretty valid. Anyway, to get back on topic: I'm currently semi-dating a girl named Lori. Yep.

You might want to check in those panties.

ew get a r00m u 2!

Ricky has dominated today.

Quit smoking. It'll help.

Fuck that. I'm stoned right now and it hasn't made me incompetent.

......can't hold they smoke...... AHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAGANAGA!

UGH that fucking chick is killing me. after that whole nonsense about exclusivity, we worked stuff out and continued with whatever the fuck it was we were doing. we seem to be closer than ever

the only problem is the closer i get, the more i freak out about her fucking other guys....because i know its happening. she made a reference to how she "has sex all the time," only it's not with me. i really care about this girl a lot, so i dont want to "fuck" her. i do everything else with her, and apparently im very good at it, but thats not enough, according to her. i know it makes me look like a fucking pussy or a fag, but its just that i hold on to a few old-fashioned morals. i have to trust someone enough to have sex, because if i were to do that then get fucked over a few days later, then fuck it. i would love to have sex with her, but i just dont trust her enough.

but if thats what its going to fucking take in order for her to get the fuck off other guys, then whatever. i know it seems really fucking stupid of me, but i honestly feel something amazing for this girl that's forcing me to never give up.

I'm in the in between friends and relationship stage. It sucks.

i can gauge my level of loneliness by how horribly heartbreaking i find the movie vanilla sky on a given day. i watched it the other day and it was pretty damn heartbreaking.

i've still never seen that, should i watch it?

if you want to be annoyed at the end.

Ok I don't know her obviously so take this with a grain of salt and as an outside perspective...

Are you a virgin? I'm not gonna call you a pussy or a fag because I know it's your morals and what not, and props on being a stand up guy, but you are the bitch in this relationship man. She's fucking other guys because you won't fuck her? What kind of horrible situation are you putting yourself through? That kind of shit traumatizes people for life.

Think about it man. You're saying that you don't want to have sex with her yet, but you feel that there's a certain pressure for you to do it in order for you two to be exclusive. Yet you still think that even if you do it, she might leave you soon after? If a girl is forcing you to compromise your morals just to be with her, then why is she even worth it? Sounds like a fucking trick-ass bitch that has some serious growing up to do. Sex is obviously important in a relationship, but if it serves as some sort of defining moment, then someone is not looking for the right things. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if she's worth it and wanted what was best for you, she'd be exclusive with you no matter what.

Exactly what I thought. Steve you are a sage.

holy TAAS signature batman

are you afraid of it?

amen.

no, I bummed steve a cig when they played in vienna.
favorite band.

Steve Snere can go fuck himself.

aw why you no like?

it's my favorite movie. i can understand why the end would annoy people, but after seeing it once it makes more sense each time you watch it. i ALWAYS catch something new everytime i watch it.

edit: so yes. and if you haven't watched it by july, i'm bring my copy to london and then i'll remember its a region 1 dvd and we won't be able to play it in your dvd player. also, yes i just invited myself to your house. know that i know where it is, mwahahaha.

Steve put that perfectly. You should write a novel

about me.

That would be a god-awful novel, offense completely intended.

okay thank you jon. your life is one of many glorious stories as well!

You've really got to stop with the whole overt-use-of-sarcasm-with-every-single-counterpost-you-make deal. Mad diminishing returns on the effectiveness of that shit.

Besides, any novel Steve writes would be about presumably his favorite person - himself.

Are you making an indirect statement saying that steve is a self righteous motherfucker?

get real john, get real.

I was being facetious? I actually like Steve's posts a lot, for the record. I just think your posts in particular are increasingly getting worthless. I have no problem with you personally - just the drivel you tend to input on this site.

this board is pretty much gone. Rarely an intelligent conversation goes on, but there are the occasional few. It's really funny though.

right, and you're contributing so much intellectual conversation with your copy-pasted rap lyrics and your nuggets of gold such as



and