stupid me i spent the whole day waiting for her to come over and watch a movie when she had work to do i should've just figured that she'd end too late and not come by and i just shoulda done something.

fuck.

I think she was macking some other dude actually. Karma!

different girl.

she's got a long distance boyfriend too.

that's right. homewrecking again.

i sympathize.

are you serious?!

wow. that makes like...one person.

Gibsonburg, Ohio.

yeah, two weeks ago, i would have felt bad for ol' buddy on the other end (i still do to a certain extent), but due to extenuating circumstances, i definately understand where you're coming from. fuckin' chicks. it's all their fault.

pfft. yeah right.

well...not all their fault...but...uh....make out sesh? offer still stands.

Sorry Sav...

But without being "specific" when you say things like that, it leaves everyone thinking you did something whorish.

hickey from a bodyshot? That is some serious sucking.

Haha, I guess you're not surprised, then, that I've never heard of it.

As I've mentioned, its a very small village surrounded by vast cornfields near Toledo.

this solanka kid tries way, way, way, way (catch the emphasis on the word way) too hard to be tough shit.

From my experiences in a very strange past 6 months I have a bit of advice to hand out. Take it or leave it:

Never ever ever ever get emotionally involved with one of your best friend's older sisters. No matter how cool she is, or how hot she is, or how much she likes you, or how much of a nympho she is, or how much your friend says he doesn't care (or even says he wants you to), or how awesome the novelty of it is. Talk yourself out of it.

That's my word dudes.

ahhahahahaahahahha.

how great.
I really do admire your posts.

The girl I (really really) like has a boyfriend.

I'm sure soliloquy could give you some advice.

Except I am not a homewrecking asshole.

Hahahhaha. owned.

HAHA! once again, i sympathize! well, she was younger, but here's a kicker: I liked the girl for 4-5 months, my friend knew about it, and snaked me as soon as she was single again. I had to watch (not literally) one of my best friends take my crush's v-card. so, i resorted to fooling around with her sister. rad! :x

yeah, i know.
i guess my mind isn't as dirty as it used to be to think of sex automatically.

but you know im not like "that" jon.
so whatevs.
ha.

Well I know that.
I'm just saying, from everyone elses perspective.

interestingly enough...homewreckgirl a that i thought it was all over with kissed me last night. so i don't know about my feelings for homewreckgirl b anymore.

by the way, i would never touch a relationship that's within the same zipcode. that's not cool. but my view on long distance relationships is that a girl can stay with her long distance bf until something (or someone) gives her a reason to end it. if i just sat around by the wayside and waited until they broke up, i'd probably be waiting forever.



what about younger sisters?



i got the shirt that says it. so awesome. when i go home in december and all my friends are wearing their plain college shirts, no one will be able to compare with my shirt that implicitly declares "i'm not getting any"

and someone can feel free to quote the "i'm not getting any" part and then reply with something along the lines of "oh, that's probably because you're a fucking homewrecker." or, even better, "it's probably because no one wants to touch your homewrecking penis."

I wouldn't know, I haven't tried that yet.

i had a thing going down with this girl then we ended and a year or so later her older sister liked me and we had a drunk makeout then we had that dreaded talk about it...and basically she made it so i had to admit to either liking her or using her. i didn't use her because i didn't know i liked her and i thought it was just a drunk makeout thing, and i didn't like her just because i didn't.

either way, her little sister (my ex) texted me (jokingly) later on...."U MADE OUT WITH MY SISTEEER!!! U BITCH!!!"

Holy crap, James, you definitely have some interesting stories.
My, my...

soliloquy, you're a faggot.

thanks same to you!

taken.

Boooooo.

i met molly's bf last weekend. he was tight as hell.

Yes you are.

Girls with boyfriends are never off limits. For real.

I'm assuming you don't have a gf.

you must have been really friendly to find that out

Ohhhhhhhh

huzzah!

Seconded.

huzzah!
fixed.

in my defence.

liking girls with boyfriends is self-centered and stupid. 90 percent of the time, the girl won't leave her boyfriend. you guys might perceive me as some guy who just moves in on any girl who's taken, breaks them up, and then moves on. but the girls i've liked that have had boyfriends (which are like...two? three, maybe) i've genuinely had feelings for, and i honestly think that they'd be happier with me than they'd be with their current boyfriends. so it's not like i'm some relationship-predator. i don't ask for these girls to have boyfriends, nor do i seek taken girls out. i just meet girls, they strike me, and then i find out they're taken. and if i like them enough, it doesn't stop me.

i dunno about lambchopthis' opinion, but this is how i view it. i'm pretty much sick of being single.

Pretty confident about yourself, aren't ya?

See, I actually don't see you as some dude whose mission is to infiltrate girls who are taken and destroy their relationships, however, you are still doing it regardless. I see you as an enormous asshat because you know what you are doing is morally wrong and yet continue to do what you're doing.

Regardless of what you think -whether you think that they'd be happier with you, or them (how you can even judge for a person and what they believe is beyond me, but...)- the situation is clear in that you have no business in messing around with girls who have boyfriends. You're already a bad person just out of this (and fuck if I know if you kick puppies, steal from babies or some other bad shit that we don't know about you) but how are girls going to be better off with someone who thinks the way you do?

Bottom line, you're a faggot.

I like your style, blunt.

Shouldn't everyone be?

"All is fair in love and war" is something that I more or less live by.

If I meet some girl that I truly think that I could fall in love with, and she has a boyfriend, I think it is more unfair to myself to hold those feelings in that it is to the guy that she is dating. And I'm looking out for number 1 at all times.

However, the way I see it, this is very different in long distance relationships. I would NOT fuck with that. Girls get lonely and horny just as much as dudes do, and they're gonna have skewed perspectives on how they feel about someone if they are far away from them. There is no such thing as "I think this girl would be happier with me" if it's a long distance thing. No one is ever nearly as happy when they're far away from the person they love. Stupid arguments pop up, people get mad over things they wouldn't normally get mad about, jealousy is abundant, and, in my opinion, it's just plain unhealthy to begin with. When you're not with the person you love, it opens up time to meet other people, and grow attachments to the opposite sex that would probably not have ever happened had you been in the same town with this person.

I could go on and on about this saying the exact same thing, but I'm gonna stop rambling. I see both sides of the equation and it's hard to find out who is right. Follow your heart, but use your head and don't be a fucking douchebag.

there are so many things that are "morally wrong" that we do as human beings. underage drinking, drugs, stealing, lying, the list goes on. yeah, i know what i'm doing is wrong. but she did (yes i use past tense, see below) it too. so it's not all my fault. and it's not like i'm jon and i'm an emotionless robot.



i know they'd be happier with me simply by the fact that i'm not x miles away. it's not my fucking fault that i meet these girls. i don't pray every night saying "oh God please just let me meet more girls who strike me and who i hit it off really well with who also are really taken (but it can only be long distance)." that part of the equation isn't my fault.

you still make it seem like i'm some relationship-predator, even if you deny it, because you label me as a bad person because i develop feelings for people. there's so much more to being some "bad person" than just liking a girl. and just because you don't fuck around with long distance relationships, that doesn't make you a good person, either.



see now you make a much better argument and open my eyes up to something i never actually saw before. i guess i'd have to agree with what you say...the whole "skewed perspectives" thing. i should've figured that shit out the moment he surprised her.

the thing is with homewreckgirl b, her boyfriend and her were on the rocks before i ever met her. so would it be right to develop feelings for her (well it's kind of already too late for that), and just hang out and get to know her better but not actually do anything other than make friends? i mean, i see no harm in that, and she's been talking about breaking up with her boyfriend anyway. it's just now i see this whole skewed perspectives thing and yeah. i don't want to be "that inbetween guy". i don't know, it's too early to tell anything.


either way, it's done with the first girl. like, i should've stopped maybe five pages ago (yes, this thread is a measure of time), and i was pretty well over her until she decided to kiss me, but i think that was good closure to everything. it's good to know that i make her happy (oh, and this isn't confidence, this is her saying "you're what makes this shithole inhabitable") and we'll probably hang out (much less) and stay friends because she makes me happy too.

i guess a big problem in this whole thing is that i have this problem. um, i guess i'd call it "drama queen syndrome." i fall really, really, REALLY hard for a girl, but when i have her, it fades quickly. but if she keeps toying with me and keeps me guessing, well it just gets worse and worse and i like her more and more. and i don't know if it's still around because i haven't really had to chance to test it out because i've pretty much been slutting myself off this past year. it's something that's prevented longer relationships. but i may have outgrown it.

after this whole fucking incident, i think that "girls are dumb" is something that i more or less live by.

single. This was the fourth and last try, and I gave it a week.

Date Jordan so then you can send him n00dz, and then he can share them with us.


EVERYBODY WINS

Date me so I can get a greencard and then you can send me n00dz and I will share them with my penis.

Did someone say n00dz?