Alright, so I had a 2am craving for peach snapple and went out to wawa to get it. Wawa is a high quality conviencience store. Regaurdless, when I got there, I found they were selling peach snapple in 32 oz bottles. After shitting myself, I calmly walked away from my mess pretending it wasnt me and went up front to buy it. As I began imbibing this delcious gift from the gods, I began to think. Recently, as in the past few days, the topics have been repetitive and turning into the same discussion. Im burnt out on it. Heres a light-hearted topic with no right or wrong answer (unless you say something gay like diet lime green tea).

Im throwing it out here: Peach Snapple is the best flavor of Snapple. What is your favorite flavor. Include a haiku about your choice. Mods please delete posts without haikus or other idiotic ramblings. Snapple is made from the best stuff on earth, so this thread should be held to high quality of posts.

How I love thee Peach Snapple
Boners you create
A big fuck you lipton tea

ps
On the way to wawa kyle called and I rapped the first verse of Notorious BIG's Juicy and then hung up. He thought it was a freestyle. Then said the word "fuck" a lot.

hahahahahhahahhahahha

What A Melon, sex's twin.
oh please grace my lips
i pray i do not dribble

I agree with Russ
Peach, I love
kiwi-strawberry is good too


haikus aren't my specialty.

Snapple needs more than just a haiku.

Im sorta into the Lemon Iced Tea.

I really enjoy diet snapple iced tea. no not because it is diet because i think im fat, that's already a given. I like the taste.

I enjoy diet snapple
heaven in a bottle
salsa?

Russ goes TMMB?

FOCUS:
I don't like Snapple;
Its zestful flavour, no-no
an auto crashes

snapple apple.

Snapple's kinda cool
But I prefer Vitamin.
Shout out to 2pac.

Fruit Punch

Hands down.

What's Snapple?

RICKETY RICKETY RICKETY
Yo yoooo Raspberry snapple
RICKETY RICKETY RICKETY

(snaps fingers furiously)

So great you are Strawberry Kiwi
You tower above the rest
Oh how i love the way you talk dirty to me

a haiku is a 17 syllable poem with 5 syllables in the first and last line, and seven in the midde:

I don't drink snapple
just way to much diet coke
caffeine makes me pee

Sweet What-A-Melon
My taste buds you do appease
Make love to my mouth

peach, and if they make green tea i'd probably like that. i like anybodys green tea.

all the way

Listen up retards
duh I asked for a haiku
thanks moderators

hilarious

pink lemonade's tight
kiwi-strawberry's cool, too.
i need to B.M.

for some reason i cant stand people who cant form a haiku.

It's all about SOBE.

Yeah that is funny
Derelict my balls Sobe
Stay out of my thread

Psh when I think of Snapple I think of that fatass snapple lady.

Sobe in my thoughts
Equates to gays being gay
Good luck with SoCum

Thanks, I'll need all the luck I can get!

Diet Peach Snapple
My mouth just won a raffle
when you are in it

kinda makes sence...

Snapple fast fact: Pigs can get a sunburn

One more snapple fact
Men who drink diet might be
Gay guys who fuck dudes

holy shit that was funny. the fact that was in actual haiku structure made it funnier.

diet isnt lame
it just doesnt have sugar
fucking diabetes

Speak for yourself then
mention non-diet earlier?
S T F U guy

thats not a haiku, second line is 8 not 7

Quit milkin' those rules.

Isn't there a peach tea snapple?

If so, I can't remember that was my fav.

Are you retarded?
You seriously must be
Please kill yourself now

russ can you not spell
it is REGARDLESS you fool
peach is the winner

Check out my sweet tan
seventeen seventy six
Your pets suck big balls

your "sweet tan", well, sucks
go post your eyes in a thread
you big ball of gay


...i don't like haikus

Twelve dogs, Thirteen cats
Stupid, rambling posts for pets
Rats suck, kill it now

go out and get laid
you seem to have a sad life
try leaving your house

Yeah my life is sad
Sex with 20 year old guys
15 and pale

hahaha i'm done, i'm done. but... 15?

I cannot believe
that you don't know what's snapple
it's some kind of juice

Actually Einstein
Snapple started as iced tea
Juice came later bro

well what ever....that's still what it is
you know those new diet snapple tea commercials are gay

Clouds, they look a lot
Like explosions in the sky
Marshmellow's tonight.

yeah...and....what does that have to do with snapple?

Absolutely nothing.

When I drink Snapple
I feel like I float on clouds
Oh, so heavenly



Yes it does.

brians parents

[quote=ben,Aug 17 2005, 11:48 PM]
Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to be.....
[quote=ben,Aug 17 2005, 11:48 PM]

hehehe spaceballs

...is on the right. Just so there's no confusion.